Mike Bernard
More than 11 months ago (14 November 2017 5:27:22 AM UTC) in Funny Jokes

Cunny Mary

Mary and Chis got into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, Mary said, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other." Chris replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely." Mary points to a bottle on the ground and said, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this scotch and celebrate our good fortune."