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Mar Vel
A teenager went to the local amusement park. He saw a sign that advertised that the lady at the counter had the world’s longest memory. He did not usually fall for such attractions but decided to go and see what she was all about. He walked up to her and asked what she had for breakfast exactly 10 years ago. She replied that she had bread. He found the answer too generic and presumed that she had just made it up. He didn’t visit the fair again until ten years later. He was surprised to find that the very same woman at the fair with the same sign. He walked up to her intending to ask her, “How are you?”. She stopped him at, “How…”, and replied, “Toasted with butter on it”.
#Memory #AmusementPark
Mar Vel
A lady was locking up her florist’s business when a lady rushed up and asked if she could buy a bouquet. “No,”, replied the owner, “I’m closing.”. “But the sign advertises that you are open 24 hours.”. “Yes, 24 hours at a time.”, replied the owner.
#florist #24HourService
Mar Vel
A mother was shocked to see her daughter struggling with her homework on the floor. “What are you doing?”, she asked. “My math homework.”, she replied. “Why are you on the floor?”, said the mom. “My teacher said not to use tables.”, she replied.
#Math #Multiplication
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A woman was facing arrest for assaulting passersby by throwing coke cans at their heads. Her argument,” How can it be assault? Coke is a soft drink.”.
#SoftDrink #Coke
Mar Vel