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Mar Vel
A couple who were interested in obscure and different cuisine was always on the lookout for the most bizarre restaurants. They heard much about a restaurant in a city that was miles away from where they lived. 
They travelled all the way to the restaurant in great anticipation of a memorably different experience. They were disappointed to find that the menu looked like any other standard Chinese restaurant menu. They asked the waiter to just bring them two of their best dishes. After a short wait, two covered dishes were brought to the table. The waiter requested that they not touch the dishes. 
The lady watched fascinated as the cover of her dish lifted slightly and she saw two eyes looking at her before the lid went back down again. The man looked at his dish. Suddenly, the lid was thrown off and a chicken ran off from from the dish squawking. They asked the waiter for the names of the dishes. He said, the lady’s dish was Peeking Duck and the other was Chicken Surprise.
#Chinese #WeirdFood
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Two foreign exchange students were out for a stroll and observing the American way of life. They came to a hot dog stand and were horrified to see that Americans ate dogs. Determined to be brave about experiencing new cuisine no matter how disgusting, they bought a hot dog each. One student opened her hot dog to see what was inside and went pink in the face. She asked the other student," Which part of the dog did you get?".
#CultureShock #HotDog
Mar Vel
A young woman was walking by the beach when she saw a cart with a sign that said “Fat Free French Fries”. She was overjoyed and went over to place an order. She saw that the young man was deep frying the potato fries. He then served them dripping with oil. She asked him how he could call the fries fat free. “Well,”, he replied, “I only charge for the fries. The fat is free.”

#FatFree #FenchFries