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riddles

Mar Vel
What is a Mombie?
Ans: An absolutely exhausted mother.
#Mom #Mother #Tired
Mar Vel
Why are in-laws buried 10 feet deep instead of the usual 6 feet?

Ans: Deep down they are excellent people.
#InLaws #Riddle
Mar Vel
Why is April a tiring month?
Because it comes after a month-long March.

#April #March #Riddle
Mar Vel
Why was the sick eagle pulled over by the police?
He was ill-eagle.
#Eagle #Riddle
Mar Vel
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
It’s shadow.
#Riddles #Elephant
Mar Vel

Cat

Where was the cat after sundown?
In the dark.
#Riddles #Cat
Mar Vel
When can 4 elephants get under an umbrella without getting wet?
When it's not raining!
Mar Vel
Do you how long cats ought to be fed?

The same as short cats.

#Cats #Riddle
Mar Vel
What do you call a lioness that is about to attack?

Madam!

#Lioness #Riddle