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A frog and a cat were in a heated argument as to who had more lives. The cat boasted, “I have 9 lives!”. The frog replied, “I have more. I croak every day.”
#LongLife #Frog #Cat
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A panda walks into a restaurant and eats his dinner. He then puts his fork and spoon down and takes a handgun out and shoots the waiter. He then walks out. The manager runs behind him and tries to stop him and get an explanation. The panda stops and says that it is his nature. He tells the manager to look up pandas in the encyclopedia. Sure enough, the encyclopedia says that the panda eats shoots and leaves.
#Panda #Shoots
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