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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? A: Kitty Perry
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister? Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister? A: An aunt-eater!
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw!
Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine? Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine? A: He made a spectacle of himself
Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? Answer: Only if you aim it well enough.
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. - Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all