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riddles

Mar Vel
Do you how long cats ought to be fed?

The same as short cats.

#Cats #Riddle
Mar Vel
What do you call a lioness that is about to attack?

Madam!

#Lioness #Riddle
Mar Vel
What does a hippopotamus have that no other animal has? 
A baby hippopotamus of course!
#Hippo #Hippopotamus #Riddle
Mar Vel
What did the mountaineer name his son?
Cliff!
#cliff #mountaineer #riddle #riddles
Mar Vel
What did the critic say about the resort on the moon?
"It was well designed but had no atmosphere!"
#critics #resort #moon #atmosphere
Mar Vel
Why does the Octopus always win the fight?
He is well armed!
#riddle #riddles #octopus #wellarmed #armed
Mar Vel
Why should you never buy dead batteries?
They are free of charge!
#batteries #deadbatteries #riddle #riddles #freeofcharge #charge
Mar Vel
Why should you never buy Velcro?
Its a rip-off!
#velcro #ripoff #riddle #riddles
Mar Vel
What did the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo?
Bison!
#buffalo #bison #riddle #riddles
Mar Vel
What falls but doesn't get injured?
Rain!
#Riddle #riddles #rain #fall