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dushyant kumar kushwah .
dushyant kumar kushwah .

dosti

milakar hath dosti ka wapas liya nahi jata,is najuk riste ko jakhm diya nahi jata. such much jalim hai ye duniya , sasta hai sms fir b logo se kiya nahi jat
12 February 2011 1:33:51 AM UTC
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dushyant & prashant kumar .
dushyant & prashant kumar .

comedy hindi jokes

ek sardar pani p raha tha......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ab kya sardar pani bhi nahi p sakta isme bhi joke chhiye .jan le lo sardar ki.
12 February 2011 1:29:00 AM UTC
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dushyant kumar kushwah .
dushyant kumar kushwah .

comedy hindi jokes

Geeta mai likha hai;
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is phon mai nahi likha to jakar
to jakar geeta mai dekho
12 February 2011 1:23:48 AM UTC
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AKSHI .
AKSHI .

NEEND

WO MAZA! NA RED LABEL ME ' NA TAAJ MEIN' NA POORI DUNIYA KE RAAJ MEIN ' NA SUR MEIN ' NA SAAZ MEIN ' NA KUBER KE KHAZANE MEIN JO MAZA HAI SUBAH UTHKAR FIR SE SO JANE MEIN
27 January 2011 6:41:22 AM UTC
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AKSHI .
AKSHI .

NEEND

GIRL DEMAND FOR ICECREAM
BOY PURCHASED IT
GIRL : THANK YOU
BOY: ONLY THANK YOU
GIRL : YOU WANT KISS NA?
BOY : CHUP KAR AADHI ICECREAM DE
Vishnu Nama .
Vishnu Nama .

thirsty crow

once their was a kagla. siting on a dagala one day hi was paysa mara. hear and their ghumta fira. he saw a pani ka ghada. but water was adha bhara. kagla daling some kandad-pathar in the ghada pani was upar bhara. kagla drinking some pani & this thirsty crow ki kahani
24 December 2010 3:42:54 AM UTC
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sachin .
sachin .

sachin

dhoom dhom me kachi keri dhoom me paki keri dhoom dhoom me sad keri
ho ...hooo. hon dingo
30 November 2010 12:48:17 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Beta & Papa

Beta :- Bapu meri teacher kit HOT hai na ?
Papa:- Beta teacher MAA k jaisi hoti hai…….
Beta:- Aap to hamesha apne hi jugaad me rahate hai……..
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Hasna Mana hai

SARDAR:- Ye TV kitne ka hai.
SALESMAN:- Ham sardaro ko koi chiz nahi bechte.
SARDAR:- After 1 month clean shave and well dressed ye TV kitne ka hai.. ?
SALESMAN :- Hum sardaro ko koi chiz nahi Bechte.
SARDAR:- After 3 month, Full angrez banke What's cost of that TV.. ?
SALESMAN :- Hum sardaro ko koi chiz nahi bechte.
SARDAR:- Gusse me, salia tenu kive pata chal janda hai ki mein sardar haaan .. ?
SALESMAN:- Kyon ki ye TV nahi "MICROWAVE hai........
23 November 2010 2:47:32 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

NEW JOB

1 admi ki kisi dusre shahar me nokri lagi.
Wahan pahunch kr usne socha ki bv ko e-mail kr dun.
Galti se wo email kisi or k pas chala gaya. Jis k pas gaya wo aurat apne husband ko dfna kar aai thi aur e-mail pdhte hi behosh ho gai.
E-mail kuch u tha:-
Begam ! Main yaha khairiyat se pahuch gya hu, yha internet ki service bhi achi he, Udash mat hona 2-3 din me tumhe bhi bula junga.
23 November 2010 2:46:30 AM UTC
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rahul .
rahul .

teacher

teacher:ek baar ek teacher ne ek bache se sawaal poocha.bacche ne uska jawaab galat diya
to teacher ne kaha k murga ban jaao
bacha:sir konsa tari wala ya sukha.
25 September 2010 9:24:38 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

funny

ek ladkene ladki ko kahamujhe tumhara dil chahiye ladkine kaha me tumhe kal apna dil dungi dusre din ladki ek bachche ko lekar aayi aur usko dediya ladkene kaha ye kya mene tumhara dil maanga tha bachcha nahi to ladkine kaha dil to bachcha he ji
22 September 2010 9:51:44 AM UTC
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ibrahim .
ibrahim .

madhu

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

ks .
ks .

ali

Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.


MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.


Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Comedy Hindi Jokes
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”



Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”


Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.


ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jaw
21 July 2010 11:36:29 PM UTC
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kp .
kp .

k,p

Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.


MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.


Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Comedy Hindi Jokes
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”



Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”


Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.


ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jaw
21 July 2010 11:34:02 PM UTC
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