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Ash .
Ash .

comedy

naukarani mamsaheb aap itne gusse mein kyun hain
mamsaheb mere pati apne office mein ek ladki se pyar karte hai
naukarani haay ram! unhone mujhe dhokha de diya
08 October 2012 6:05:48 PM UTC
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Jigyasa Dhankar .
Jigyasa Dhankar .
funny sms

funny sms

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

gita me krishna ne kaha
the,kaluge me 2 dost honge jisme 1 DANA
or 1 PAPI hoga.DANI SMS krega or papi
padh kr muskraega haso papiyo haso......

Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota
tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum
na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.





mahesh .
mahesh .

sms

yad itna kro ki koi had na ho
bhrosa itna kro ki koi shaq na ho,
intzar aisa ro ki koi waqt na ho,
or
dosti aisi dro ki kabhi nafrat na ho.
Purushottam morwal .
Purushottam morwal .
( Pandit ji ko dast )

( Pandit ji ko dast )

Pandit ji Dr.se bola Dr.ji mere dast lag rahe ha davai dena.
Dr. ye lo 2 din ki ha .
pandit ji -Dr.ji paraheg kis se karna hoga.
Dr. - bas sankh thoda dhire se bajama
20 August 2012 3:47:17 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

comdey joke..

ladki - me tumse pyar karti hu.
ladka - oooooooh!! really
ladki - ha plz muze accept karlo i love u a lot.
ladka - nahi main ek lesbian ko aapni gf kse banauu...
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

jokes

patni pati ko mar rahi thi tabhi
padosi - kui mar rahi ho????
patni - mene jab inko phone kiya tabhi ladki boli aap jisse sampark karna chate he woh aabhi vyast hain....
SACHIN BHATT .
SACHIN BHATT .
jokes

jokes

GOD - kya chahiye ?

NAVEEN - 1 job, 1 badi gaadi, or ushme dher saari ladkia .

GOD - tathastuuh !!!!!

NAVEEN -- KUUUS HUA !!

AB NAVEEN GIRL SKOOL KA DRIVER HAI !!!!!
15 July 2012 5:27:30 AM UTC
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kamalpreet .
kamalpreet .

jokes

Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.


MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.


Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Comedy Hindi Jokes
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”



Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”


Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.


ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawa
13 July 2012 11:50:08 PM UTC
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rakesh jain .
rakesh jain .
hfhggh

hfhggh

ove Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki ;-)
pratik bhavsar .
pratik bhavsar .

rang

santa:tumhara naam kya hai?
banta: banta...
mene tera naam pucha saale kaam chor................
p.j
kabhi samaj nahi paonge....
08 July 2012 7:19:43 AM UTC
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jokes .
jokes .
Ladke Aur Ladkiya

Ladke Aur Ladkiya



Ladka- ladki ko phool deta hain to .
Ladki-use ek thafar maarti hai aur poochti hain mujhe phool kyon diya.
Ladka- Behanji maine Bjp ko vote dene ke liye diya hain
Ladki-to maine haath chap par vote dene ke liye maara hain
hrishikesh juvekar .
hrishikesh juvekar .

mughal hain google nahi

aurangzeb:{senapatise}senapati,hame batao hi hamabhi tak shivaji ko Qpakad nahi payen hai? senapati:sahenshah,ham mughal ahi googal nahi.
29 June 2012 3:40:29 AM UTC
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Bishal chaudhary .
Bishal chaudhary .
salman aur mummy

salman aur mummy

Ek baar salman khan ek ladkhi ko dekhne jate hai. ghar pe ladki aur uski mummy hote hain.jab ladki ki mummy sallu ko dhekti hain to mummy fant. Jab mummy ko hos aata hain to lok puchte hain aap achanak kaise fant ha gaye?
Mummy;ye aadmi{salman}to 22 sal phele mujhe bhi dekhne aaye the.
27 June 2012 9:30:01 PM UTC
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8433491780 .
8433491780 .

jokes

Ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya,
unko baat krne k liye akele bitha diya
girl-(darte hue)bhaiya aap kitne bhai-behen ho
Boy-abhi tk to 3 the,ab 4 ho gye.
23 June 2012 3:51:29 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .
jokes

jokes

Sexy Lady(in sexy voice,in sexy mood..)
Batao Meri Panty me Kya Hai?
Santa(With Confidence...)
Elastic He Hoga,Aajkal Nade Wala Kaun Pahanta Hai
(Mony)
19 June 2012 2:49:45 AM UTC
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