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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Pramod Sharma

I want jokes for seding the same through sms and through e-mail to my friends for entertainment.
15 March 2012 7:15:50 PM UTC
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HAMID KHAN .
HAMID KHAN .

jokes

Husb & wife market ja rhe the 1 ladki ne hello bola
Wife: kaun thi wo?
Husbnd: dimag mat kha pehle hi pareshan hu ki use kya bataunga k tu kaun h..?
15 March 2012 1:46:22 AM UTC
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HAMID KHAN .
HAMID KHAN .

jokes

Kal rat mere dost k Dadaji uske sapne me aye or kaha,
"Baccho dil khol k paap kro.
Kyuki
.
narak me bilkul Jgah nhi h.
.
Hum khud diwaro par bethe hai...!!
HAMID KHAN .
HAMID KHAN .
JOKES

JOKES

Sardar- Main Yaha Nahi Rahunga,

Mere Paise Wapis Karo !!!

Itna Chhota Room ..

Mujhe Janwar Samjha Hai kya?

Waiter:
Mere baap Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai ..
15 March 2012 1:41:08 AM UTC
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HAMID KHAN .
HAMID KHAN .
comedy jokes

comedy jokes

Santa was SmoKing in front of his Father
Mother-Oye Papa k samne SmoKig kr rha hai
Santa-Baap hi to hai Koi PetroL pump thodi he jo aag pakad lega.
15 March 2012 1:38:01 AM UTC
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ravijeet .
ravijeet .

cement

beta:papa kya ye mara hua aadmi zinda nahi ho sakta?
papa:nahi beta,jo marzata hain to dobara nahi aataa.
beta:papa idea!
papa:kya beta?
beta:hum ise ambuja cement se zinda kar sakte hain.
papa:kese
beta: papa kyu ki ambuja cement mein jaan hoti hain.
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

FREE SEX

EK SAJAN DUSRE KO BATA RAHE THEY KI NORWAY FREE SEX HAI KHOOB ENJOY KARO


DUSRE NE PUCHHA KYA AAP KABHI NORWAY GAYE HAIN

PAHLE NE JAWAB DIYA MEIN NAHI PAR MERI WIFE HO AAYEE HAI
01 March 2012 4:26:45 AM UTC
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PRADEEP .
PRADEEP .
funny

funny

POWER aur STAMINA me kya fark he
Ans:

Khade 'LUND' pe Towel tangna, power hai.

Aur,

Wohi Towel ke sukhne tak "LUND" ko khada rakhna stamina h.
28 February 2012 11:06:54 PM UTC
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bholashanker katariya .
bholashanker katariya .
yaadein

yaadein

BHOOLNE WALE BHOOL GAE HUMEI.
AB KYA KARNA HAI YAAD KARKE.
JAB SATH THE HUM ,JAB HI SATH NA RAKHA.
AB KYA KARNA HAI, YAAD KARKEY.
26 February 2012 11:39:18 AM UTC
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Yuvraj Sahu .
Yuvraj Sahu .

Funny Sms


Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai


PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO


Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai


usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi


APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE


Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.


Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
25 February 2012 9:09:05 AM UTC
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Yuvraj Sahu .
Yuvraj Sahu .

Friend Sms


Kisi ke kam na aaye wo zindagi kya hai,
Adab jisme na ho shamil wo bandagi kya hai !

Mahaj tarkon se dalilon sey bat banti nahi,
Wazan jisme na shagufta wo bat hi kya hai !

Unche mahalon me guzar karte hai jehan roshan,
WO kya samjhege muflishon ki muflishi kya hai !

Sukhe adhnange badan fakon ko majboor hai Jo,
Gaor se socho jara e bhi zindagi kya hai !

Mauj masti ko honge dost hajaron lekin,
Bure din me na aaye kam wo dosti kya hai !
25 February 2012 9:03:51 AM UTC
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uday .
uday .
uday

uday

ek ledki ko dekha ek ledki ko dekha our kya kuch nehi yaaar time pass kar raha hu.....
25 February 2012 2:10:13 AM UTC
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Akash G. Shid .
Akash G. Shid .

Difference

X: Can u swim
Y: No.
X: Dog is better than you.because it swim.
Y: Can u Swim.
X: Yes.
Y: Then whats the difference between you & Dog.
21 February 2012 11:21:00 PM UTC
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komal .
komal .
jokes

jokes

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.

21 February 2012 3:11:47 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

jokes

Ek sots baby - mammy me toylet karne bathroom me gaya to light lagagi mammy aaj fir tu firij me toilet kar aaya.
16 February 2012 10:05:36 AM UTC
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