I went to visit my old schoolmate who lives a happy peaceful life in a remote mountain cabin. He was always a little eccentric and his new lifestyle seemed to have made him even more so. He lived a simple life and was happy to be in the mountains with his dog. After a good night’s sleep, I woke up to a simple yet filling breakfast. The plate looked a little greasy. I asked him if the plate was clean enough and he said that they were as clean as Daisy could get them. Now, this was the first that I had heard about Daisy and I presumed that perhaps he had someone called Daisy who came in to help him with his housework. He went out and I slept in all day. When he woke me up for dinner I once again noticed that the plate did not seem to be as clean as I would like it. I asked him about it and he replied that was just as clean as Daisy could get it. I was hungry and wolfed down my food with great gusto till he got up to clear the table and nearly tripped over the dog. “Out of my way Daisy!”, he said.