Chris was feeling guilty, so he went to church for a confession. Chris: Forgive me Father, I have sinned. I stole some wood from a construction site. The priest: Well what did you do with the lumber my son? Chris: Well my sons wheelchair ramp was broken so I fixed it. The priest: At least you did good with it. Chris: Wait father, I had some wood left. The priest: What did you do with it? Chris: My dog was cold so I built him a house.