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bandar ki beti bandar se bandar ki beti: papa papa mujhe shadi karani hai.. Bandar:beti sharbh karo dulha abhi sms padh raha hai...

Tension?

What is Tension?

1 Ladki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Maangi
Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai
Aap Use Hospital Le Gaye
Dr. Bola - Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho

LO JI HO GAYI TENSION
Aap Bole Main Iska Baap Nahi Hu

Fir Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap h

OR TENSION

fir Aapka Medical Checkp hua

Report Aayi
Ki Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakte
Apko or Tension

apne thank GOD Kaha
or nikal liye
fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache h vo kiske h

THIS IS REAL TENSION

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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

Pyaar is het

Kon kahata hai pyaar se jindagi chalati hai,
yar kam karoge to paisha milega,
paisha milega to hi pet bharega,
or pyaar se milega kuch nahi ulat jeb se jayega kya paisha yaar.
Ab batao pyar se pet bharega ya marega.
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Are yaar marega na.

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COMIDY

Jab tum hasti ho asia lagta hai
Insane kavi Bandar tha,
Is bat sunka guss a karti ho tab lagta ha
Insane abivi Bandar hai.

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Ek baar

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Zindagi me 4 cheezien kabe be aa sakti he-
Neend;
Paisa;
Maut;
Aur..
Ör..
Ör..
Ör..
APKI PYARI SI YAAD
Dekho....aa gye na?

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husband , wife

ek bar ek police wale ke ghar main raat ke wakt chor ata hai . wife - are otho dekho chor aya hai . police wala- abhi mujhe mat othao main duty par nhi hoon .