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jokes Jab tum hasti ho asia lagta hai Insane kavi Bandar tha, Is bat sunka guss a karti ho tab lagta ha Insane abivi Bandar hai.
jokes Jab tum hasti ho asia lagta hai Insane kavi Bandar tha, Is bat sunka guss a karti ho tab lagta ha Insane abivi Bandar hai.
jokes panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad
Haq Nawaz Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain, Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain. Hum to na ishq karte hain, Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
husband- wife sardarji apne biwi ke office gaye aur dekha ke useki biwi uske boss ke ghot me bethi thi tho sardarji ne apne biwi ko uthaya aur kaha chalo aaj se tum aise jage par kam nahi karoge jaha par tumhare liye khorsi nahi sardar: mere biwi pani se bohat darti hai friend: woh kaise sardar: kal main ghar gaya aur dekha ke mere biwi bathtub mein bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi
paap karta hu mandir me roj puja karta hu.? masjeed me roj namaz padhata hu.? ab inshan se kahi khuda na ban jau.? is liye"buri atmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap kiya karta hu............!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agla station kounsa hai Trin may 1 Admi dosra se pucha 1st)bhai saheb agla station kounsa hai Dosra admi ne jawab diya 2nd)Railway station
9423495086 Zindagi me 4 cheezien kabe be aa sakti he- Neend; Paisa; Maut; Aur.. Ör.. Ör.. Ör.. APKI PYARI SI YAAD Dekho....aa gye na?
Tethastu Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole- 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa-prabhu ! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu . . . 'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'
Kherche ki Fokr hai Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?” Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai” Teacher: “Kaise?” Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“
I am Very Hungry Boy-Santa ghar pe he? Aunty-Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya he Maggi Kha rha he Tujhe bhukh lagi he? Boy-Haan . . Aunty - To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..
Bhiya ji Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ? Boy :- it all urs ......... Girl :- can i take some water ? Boy :- my pleasure ............ Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
Hindi sms in hindi Bahu khubsurat ho tum,khud ko khud ki nazar se bacha ke rakhna, kisi aur ki nazar na lage, isliye…… . . . Gale me nimbu-mirch latka ke rakhna बहुत खूबसूरत हो तुम, खुद को खुद की नज़र से बचा के रखना … किसी और की नज़र ना लगे, इसलिए … . . . गले में नीबू-मिर्च लटका के रखना More-> hindismsinhindi.com