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vishal rathor .
vishal rathor .

jokes

Jab tum hasti ho asia lagta hai
Insane kavi Bandar tha,
Is bat sunka guss a karti ho tab lagta ha
Insane abivi Bandar hai.
28 April 2012 1:13:58 AM UTC
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vishal rathor .
vishal rathor .

jokes

Jab tum hasti ho asia lagta hai
Insane kavi Bandar tha,
Is bat sunka guss a karti ho tab lagta ha
Insane abivi Bandar hai.
28 April 2012 1:13:42 AM UTC
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vishal rathor .
vishal rathor .

jokes

panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad
28 April 2012 1:11:08 AM UTC
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HAQ NAWAZ .
HAQ NAWAZ .

Haq Nawaz

Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain
bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
19 April 2012 10:43:27 PM UTC
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nargis .
nargis .

husband- wife

sardarji apne biwi ke office gaye aur dekha ke useki biwi uske boss ke ghot me bethi thi tho sardarji ne apne biwi ko uthaya aur kaha

chalo aaj se tum aise jage par kam nahi karoge jaha par tumhare liye khorsi nahi





sardar: mere biwi pani se bohat darti hai
friend: woh kaise
sardar: kal main ghar gaya aur dekha ke mere biwi bathtub mein bhi security guard ke saath bethi thi
18 April 2012 2:29:14 PM UTC
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lokesh sahu .
lokesh sahu .
paap karta hu

paap karta hu

mandir me roj puja karta hu.?
masjeed me roj namaz padhata hu.?
ab inshan se kahi khuda na ban jau.?
is liye"buri atmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap kiya karta hu............!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAJJU .
GAJJU .

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18 March 2012 1:17:23 AM UTC
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gajju .
gajju .

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18 March 2012 1:07:50 AM UTC
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naaz 143 a .
naaz 143 a .

Agla station kounsa hai

Trin may 1 Admi dosra se pucha

1st)bhai saheb agla station kounsa hai
Dosra admi ne jawab diya
2nd)Railway station
nbvh .
nbvh .

9423495086

Zindagi me 4 cheezien kabe be aa sakti he-
Neend;
Paisa;
Maut;
Aur..
Ör..
Ör..
Ör..
APKI PYARI SI YAAD
Dekho....aa gye na?
16 March 2012 1:09:42 AM UTC
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vibhor Khanna .
vibhor Khanna .
Tethastu

Tethastu

Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-
'VAR MANGO VATS'
Santa-prabhu ! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu
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'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'
15 March 2012 5:33:50 AM UTC
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vibhor Khanna .
vibhor Khanna .

Kherche ki Fokr hai

Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha

Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?”

Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai”

Teacher: “Kaise?”

Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“
vibhor Khanna .
vibhor Khanna .

I am Very Hungry

Boy-Santa ghar pe he?

Aunty-Haan beta,abhi abhi aaya he
Maggi Kha rha he
Tujhe bhukh lagi he?

Boy-Haan
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Aunty - To tu bhi ghar se kha kar aa..
15 March 2012 5:26:12 AM UTC
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vibhor Khanna .
vibhor Khanna .

Bhiya ji

Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?

Boy :- it all urs .........

Girl :- can i take some water ?

Boy :- my pleasure ............

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
15 March 2012 5:24:49 AM UTC
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hindismsinhindi.com .
hindismsinhindi.com .

Hindi sms in hindi

Bahu khubsurat ho tum,khud ko khud ki nazar se bacha ke rakhna,
kisi aur ki nazar na lage,
isliye……
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Gale me nimbu-mirch latka ke rakhna
बहुत खूबसूरत हो तुम,
खुद को खुद की नज़र से बचा के रखना …
किसी और की नज़र ना लगे,
इसलिए …
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गले में नीबू-मिर्च लटका के रखना
More-> hindismsinhindi.com
12 March 2012 2:31:00 AM UTC
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