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Jokes by Vishal Kumar

Jokes by Vishal Kumar

Teacher is the first man to set foot on the moon
Vishal: Neil Strong arm
19 January 2012 1:34:14 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

anisa's joke

what did the table say to the chair
answer bench
11 January 2012 7:43:08 AM UTC
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west .
west .

funniest joke

Womens rights.
demi .
demi .

argument i think

"Dad, what are you doing?"

A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents' room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"

"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a baby, that's all."

The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face.

Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother giving oral gratification to his father.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"

"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father replied.

"Your mother did want a baby, but now she wants a BMW."
01 January 2012 1:54:40 PM UTC
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hafeez619 .
hafeez619 .

drunkards jokes

i love this kind of jokes
14 December 2011 11:06:41 PM UTC
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sarah nelson .
sarah nelson .

did you here about the guy with no ears?

no neither did he
12 December 2011 11:46:04 AM UTC
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prit .
prit .

riddle

which is a city which we can't enter
ans:electricity
10 December 2011 5:49:17 AM UTC
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prit .
prit .

a boy and mother

a boy was studying in his room and his mother was in the kitchen {suddenly the phone bell rang}


mother:son pick up the phone and see who is it

son:mom the telephone holes are very small i can't see who is it

10 December 2011 5:44:18 AM UTC
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Ms. Salwa .
Ms. Salwa .

Cute

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
22 November 2011 11:01:40 AM UTC
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Ms. Salwa .
Ms. Salwa .

Intelligent Joke

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
22 November 2011 10:59:45 AM UTC
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richa .
richa .

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20 November 2011 4:13:17 AM UTC
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James Dutton .
James Dutton .
Nasty joke

Nasty joke

its a girls first day at school

mom:don't let anyone park their car in your garage

Girl: OK

later she comes home and her hands are all bloody

Mom: WHAT HAPPENED?

GIRL:some guy tried to park his car in my garage so i poped his 2 back tires
10 November 2011 5:07:56 AM UTC
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blonde .
blonde .

blonde joke

they was a dumb blonde and a brunette jumping of a cliff
who hit the floor first?

the brunette because the blonde stopped to ask for directions:L
09 November 2011 4:33:43 AM UTC
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WhestoneBrave123 .
WhestoneBrave123 .

Fakeness

Friend: I hate fake people!

Me: Yeah, Mannequins freak me out too!
08 November 2011 7:45:35 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Tip for tat

Lady : This is absolutely prepostorous! How can anyone lay hands on a woman's belongings?!
Porter : It is a very old custom ma'am.
Lady : But is there any way to control the amount of baggage you handle?
Porter : That would depend on the tip.

28 October 2011 8:57:19 AM UTC
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