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joke once a man was sleeping.his mother woke up him and said him he has to go to school. man:tell me 2 statements why i have to go to school? mother;first you tell me why you dont want to go to school? man:because the children hate me and also the teachers mother:you go to school because u are the principal and u r 42 years old.
mistake if a barber makes a mistake,it is a new style if a politician makes a mistake,it is a new law if a scientist makes a mistake,it is a new invention if a teacher makes a mistake,it is new theory if student makes a mistake,it remains only a mistake
funny question funny joke whts the difference between an orange and an apple? an orange has orange colour but an apple dsnt has an apple colour
husband and wife mr dick:i'm lucky i don't have a wife. mr peeach:WHY mr dick: because she would be dumer than me. mr peeach: no she wouldnt mr peeach to mr dick whats 10x by ten ten no a one hundred i said one hundraid mr peeach you are really dum
friends joke I have lot of friends now but i don't know why, maybe it because everytime they do a bring and share parties I always bring my girlfriend
lol jokes my father used to told me; do not simply use your finger to point anywhere usually at night. sis: what a weird night!look! (pointing at a banana tree) me: no!what are you doing!!! sis: why are you so suprised?!i just saw a big bunch of banana.lol
joke WHEN YOU WIN YOUR,YOUR FRIENDS CELEBRATE WITH YOU BUT WHEN YOU GET LOST,YOUR FRIENDS SAY,'WHY ARE YOU PARTICIPATING AND NOT ONLY THAT,WHY ARE YOU OVER CONFIDING THAT'
God and Man jokes Man:what s million years 2 u? God:only a second. Man:what s billion of Dollar 2 u? God:only a Coin. Man:k give me a Coin. God:wait a second
Tamil Hilarious Joke Judge : How did you steal in 5 houses simultaneously(at a time)? Thief : Ada ponga ejamaam thozhil ragasiyathayallam ketukittu!
the funny boy and girl joke joke Boy: which is the shortest way to go to subway Girl: turn left and go right Boy: can i ask you a question Girl: what boy: i love you girl: SLAPPED THE BOY| .