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Modern cinderella affair The story has a twist-after their marriage,one day,Cinderella was havin bath.after some time,the prince,sittin in the hall,could hear voices from the bathroom. (conversation) prince: darling,what are you doing in the bathroom? Cinder.:i'm bathing,dear. (but still the prince could hear voices ).so the prince himself Peeped through the curtain of the bathroom to see what was happening. He saw Cinderella was having sex with a man. Man & Cinderella were naked. Prince shouts: who is this man ,cinderella?! Cinderella: this is my boyfriend.his name is 'ing'.i love him. Prince:why did you lie to Me? Cinderella:i told you the truth. I told that i was bath-ing. Which means"i was havin bath with ing"!!! Prince: RRRRRRRRRR!!!!! :-x
Why did you ring me? DRUNKERED: Hello ... Is it brandy shop owner? OWNER: Yes its me ... what do you want? DRUNKERED: Are you mad? I came to drink, and you've locked the shop. OWENER: Today is saturday. So I have locked the shop earlier, tomorrow sunday is a holiday. Come on monday sir and you can take 2 or 3 bottles DRUNKERED: I have 600 bottles with me... come soon ... I'm dying of drinking OWNER: Then why did you phone me sir? DRUNKERED: The fact is you've locked me in the shop and went away ...
sardar joke sardar ne ek pack viski banayi aur apni patni ko bulaya aur bola pi isko patni:chi kitna ganda hai sardar aur tum bolte ho ki ham roj maja karte hai
Best Advices:- Two best advices for safe life:- 1. always speak truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is....! 2. run immediately after sayng it....!
Tom and Teacher Teacher: Tom why is your cat at school today? Tom: I am protecting it Maam Teacher: (confused) Protecting from what Tom? Tom: I heard my dad whispering to my mum "Il eat that pussy when the kids leave for school"
Chicken Man: Mom why did the chicken ran the street? Mom: Who let out the Chicken? Man: Mom its only a jokes. Mom: Its not a joke baboso do you know how much does chicken cost?
The fishermen Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth..
small joke thalli:mavayya jagratha ela drive chestunnavu chitti:two hands tho drve chestunnanu thalli:avna mari thinatem kuda two hands tho thintunnava chitti:ledamma spoon tho thintunnanu