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19 December 2009 5:18:16 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Jokes

Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Jokes is a collection of santa banta jokes, jeeto santa and preeto jokes and funny stuff.

Sata Preeto Joke
Santa: ik gal das mere rishtedaran wichon tu kis nu jyada chandi h ?
Preeto: thodi der soch k, tuhadi saas ji nu.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:18:45 AM

 

Comedy Joke
Santa:aaj toh 5 saal pehlan me ik watch lyi si,
watch len toh 1 din bad hi oh nadi wich gir gyi, us time toh aaj tak chal rahi h.

Banta: ki watch?

Santa: nahi nadi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:01 AM

 

Orange and Apple Joke
Santa:orange te apple wich ki farak hunda h?
Batna:orange da color v orange hunda h, te apple da color apple nahi hunda.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:23:45 AM

 

Santa and Wife Joke
Santa: jado v main pape di talwar vekhda haan,
taan mera ldayi te jan nu dil karda h.

Wife:te jande Q nhi?

Santa:ki karan, fer uhna di nakli lttan yad aa jandi h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:27:17 AM

 

Santa Marriage Joke
Preeto: kal asi shaadi karan wale h, te me tuhanu apni pichli sariyan gallan dasna chandi haan?

Santa: tu 5-7 din pehlan hi taan mainu sariyan galan dasi h.

Preeto:oh taan 5-7 toh pehlan di galan si, is de wich jo hoi ne.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:19:22 AM

 

Maths Joke
Santa army test wich,
Armymen: 2+2 kine hunde h?
Santa : 4
Armymen: 4+4 ?
Santa : 8
Armymen: 8+8 ?
Santa: pta nhi ,meriyan 10 hi ungliyan ne .

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:19:57 AM

 

Santa and Banta
Santa: oye banta tu jado v mainu vekhda h, aankhan kyu chura lenda h?
Banta: oye chori tu karda hona main kde v teri ankan nhi churayi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:18:55 AM

 

Silly Santa Banta Joke
Santa: teri umar kini hai?
Banta: 12 saal.
Santa: pichle saal v tu ae hi dasi si?
Banta: te ki main apni gal te atal na rava.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:21:40 AM

 

Preeto and Santa Joke in Punjabi
Preeto: gusse naal, T.V wich ajihi ki gal hai jo tusi har vele usde naal chipke rahnde ho?

Santa: bunty di mummy,
main jdo v chavan T.V da muh band kar sakda haan ,tera nhi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:19:40 AM

 

Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: daso ki mahilawan nu 35 toh bad bache hone chaide hai?

Santa: nhi teacher 35 bache bahut hunde h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:24:01 AM

 

Wife Joke
Santa: start hon to bad eh gaddi band hi nhi hundi,
ki tu drive kiti si eh gaddi?
Preeto: haan.
Santa: taan hi iste tera asar pe gya.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:21:50 AM

 

Silly Santa Banta
Santa: mainu 1 hathoda te 1 keel chidi h.
Banta: Q?
Santa: kisi ne kiha hai ke mere computer di window kharab ho gyi.oh lgani hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:26:03 AM

 

Santa Banta Ticket Checker Joke
Banta(ticketchecker):apni ticket dikhao?
Santa:letter post da ticket dikha dinda h.
banta:eh taan letter da lagan wala ticket h?
Santa:je is ticket de naal eh letter puri duniya wich ghum sakda hai,
taan me Q nhi.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:28:10 AM

 

Funny Joke
Santa: tu taan kiha si ethe tanga tanga tak pani h,
eh taan sir tak pani h?
banta: yar savere ethe bathak(duck) ghum rahi si,
ohna di taan tanga tanga tak pani si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:28:23 AM

 

Boss and Santa
Santa: pehle din job te badi der tak kam karda riha.
Boss:bda khush hoiya, te santa nu bulnda h,
kal tu eni der tak ki kam kita?
Santa: sir keyboard de sare alphabet order wich arrange kite.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:30:59 AM

 

Santa Banta Jail Joke
Santa:kal 5 sal to bad mera putt jail toh wapas aa riha h.
Banta:usnu taan 6 sal di sja si?
Santa:usde ache bartaw karan usdi 1 sal di sja kam ho gyi.
Banta:bda vadiya! rab eho jihe putt sab nu dyi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:31:13 AM

 

Santa and Teacher Joke
Teacher: bachon hun tuhade paper aa gye ne, te jo kuch v puchna h hune puch lo,

Santa: bas tusi aina das dvo k paper kehdi press wich chap rahe h.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:21:01 AM

 

Joke Santa Banta
Santa: apne bachiyan te bigad riha si, gadhe da putt, ullu da patha, suvar di aulad.
Banta: eh sun ke banta bolda hai, oh gadhe, ullu, suvar Q bachiyan te bigad riha h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:22:02 AM

 

Funny Punjabi Joke
Santa di wife apne balan nu kana te pa ke, daso ji kiho jihi lag rhi hoon?
Banta: je kana de naal muh te v pa lve taan paki kanjri lagu.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:22:43 AM

 

Dog Joke
Santa: da kutta gwach gya.

Banta: yar tu akhbar wich kahbar de de?

Santa: khabr taan me de dwan, per mere kutte nu padhna nhi aunda.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:24:48 AM

 

Santa and Judge
Judge:tu apni limit cross kar riha h.

Santa:kon saala kehnda h?

Judge: teri himmat kive hoyi mainu saal kehan di?

Santa:My Lord me kiha "kon sa law" kehnda hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:23:29 AM

 

Teacher and Santa
Teacher: is janwar da per vekh te isda nam das?
Santa: nahi pta.
Teacher: tu fail ho gya, apna nam das?
Santa: mera per vekh te nam likh le.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:24 AM

 

Girlfriend Joke
Santa:car wich apni girlfriend naal jande hoye achanak,
main tenu jhoot boliya si,
GF: ki?
Santa:me married haan.
GF: tusi taan dra hi dita si,
mainu lgya tusi kahoge eh car tuhadi nhi h.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:27:31 AM

 

Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tu truck vekh ke dar Q janda h?
Banta: ik truck wala meri biwi le ke nath gyi si,
har var lagda h ke jiven usnu vapas karan aya h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:18:35 AM

 

Santa and Nurse Joke
Santa: ik sohni nurse nu sister main tere naal shaadi karna chanda haan?
Nurse: eh tuhade parvar ch hunda hona, sade parvar wich sister de naal shaadi nhi hunda.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:19:05 AM

 

Preeto and Jeeto Joke
Preeto: ki gal teriyan aankahan suji hoyi h, rat nu soyi nhi?

jeeto : sari rat mera 2 sal da putt ro riha si.

Preeto: taan ik lori ga ke suna deni si?

Jeeto: sunayi si,usde papa bole teri loriyan toh taan eh ronda hi changa lagda h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:23:10 AM

 

Santa Banta
Santa:tu savere kine vje uthda h?
Banta:jado suraj di kiran meri khirki wich aundi h.
Santa:tu taan badi jaldi uth jana h?
Banta:nhi mere ghar di khirkiyan paschim di taraf h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:51 AM

 

School Joke
Teacher: daso dharti te chand wich ki rishta h?
Santa : bhai bhen da.
Teacher: kiven?
Santa: Q ki chanda nu mama kehnde hai te dharti nu maa..

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:26:13 AM

 

Santa and Guard Joke
Santa: massor place te gya, te uthe ja ke tipu sultan di kursi te beth gya.

Guard: sir eh ki kar rahe ho,eh tipu sultan di kursi h.

Santa: oye chinta na kar jado tipu sultan ayega taan me uth javanga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:26:28 AM

 

Silly Dumb Joke
Santa te banta nu rashte wich jande hoye 2 bomb mile.
Santa:chal police nu de dende h.
Banta:je rashte wich koi fat gya taan?
Santa:jhut bol dwange ek 1 hi milya si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:26:45 AM

 

Santa and Doctor Punjabi Joke
Santa:Doctor mainu gal karde time aadmi dikhai nhi dinda.
Doctor:eh kadon hunda hai?
Santa: jado me phone te gal kar riha hunda haan.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:27:00 AM

 

Funny Punjabi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tere ghar wich aag lag gyi ?
Banta: koi gal nhi usdi insurance hai.
Santa: tuhadi biwi v andar hai?
Banta: koi gal nhi usda v insurance h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:20:18 AM

 

Santa, Banta and Marriage

Bunty: papa me tuhanu apni barat wich nhi le ke javanga.
Santa: herani naal, Q?
Bunty: tusi kehda mainu apni barat wich le ke gyi si.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:20:42 AM

 

Funny Preeto Joke
Preeto: vakil ji mera pati ik number de dhokebaz, ghatiya aadmi h.
Vakil: herani naal , tusi eh kiven keh sakde ho?
Preeto: Qki mere ik v bache di shakal us toh nhi mildi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:22:13 AM

 

Teacher Student Santa Joke
Teacher: daso duniya da sab toh purana janwar kehda h?

Santa: teacher ZEBRA.

Teacher: kiven?

Santa: Q ki oh black & white h.
By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:24:15 AM

 

Santa and Jailer Joke
Jailer: tenu kal 4 vaje fansi de diti javegi.
Santa : jor jor naal hasan lgya.
Jailer: hash Q riha hai?
Santa: main taan uthda hi 9 vaje haan.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:25:36 AM

 

Santa and Postman Joke
Postman: tuhadi chitti den lyi 5 km toh aya haan.
Santa: ini dur toh aan di ko lor si, post kar deni si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:28:53 AM

 

Punjabi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: tere daand kive tut gye?
Banta: hasan naal.
Santa: oh kive?
Banta: yar kuch nhi kal me ik phelwan di biwi nu has ke vikha riha si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:29:10 AM

 

Santa Wife Joke
Santa di nvi nvi shaadi hoyi.
Santa: darling ki tu meri thodi jihi salary wich khush rahegi?
Wife: haan par mainu tuhadi fikar h,
tusi bina paise toh ki karoge?

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:27:44 AM

 

Santa in Newspaper Office
Santa:newpaper office wich apne dost de gum hon di khabar den lyi gya.
ki rate h?
ans:50rs/inch
Santa: yar eh taan bda mehnga h..oh taan 6feet lamba si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 5:28:39 AM

 
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AMIT .
AMIT .

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03 November 2012 9:01:04 AM UTC
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preety .
preety .

thalle padho

ha haa ha ha aha joke vade cange ne...........................
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30 October 2012 2:08:17 PM UTC
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preety .
preety .

comment from cuteeeeeeeeee

i like these jokes ...............................................................................................................................................................................................very
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30 October 2012 2:05:04 PM UTC
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Harman Singh dhillon .
Harman Singh dhillon .

Funny joke

Ek war Santa dhup vich khda hunda
Banta : tu dhup vich kyo khade
Santa :passina sukhoun diye!
03 September 2012 12:22:22 PM UTC
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Tanu .
Tanu .

Rich woman


A rich woman on a traffic singnal to a begger: arey i have seen you somewhere........
Begger: Memsaab ,we are friends on facebook........
27 August 2012 9:54:56 PM UTC
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Sneha sharma .
Sneha sharma .

Mr Zaidi Saab

SAde zaidi Saab - Song Sunde aa

Song Sunde AA Te SOng

Sunade sunade DIgg Pende aa

HAhaahahahahahahah..........
19 May 2012 11:43:42 PM UTC
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ROHIT DHIMAN .
ROHIT DHIMAN .

Santa and nokar

Santa ne ek gawar nokar rakh liya te nokar nu kiha ki kise da naa len to pehla ji lagana hai
thodi deer baad nokar bhajda bhajda aaya te kenda santaji santaji kutaji sariya murgiyaji kha gye
18 May 2012 9:25:00 AM UTC
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vikram singh bhatiya .
vikram singh bhatiya .

tatti

santa..bante nu kanda we aa yaar tatti karan chaliye banta.. tu karle me khalona wa
santa..thik we
banta..tu swere tatti nhi hunda
santa. nhi tatti to pahle moth marni pandi we ta ja ke tatti andi we.
banta.. jda es jok nu pde o sante di moth mare heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
vikram singh bhatiya .
vikram singh bhatiya .

tatti

santa..bante nu kanda we aa yaar tatti karan chaliye banta.. tu karle me khalona wa
santa..thik we
banta..tu swere tatti nhi hunda
santa. nhi tatti to pahle moth marni pandi we ta ja ke tatti andi we.
banta.. jda es jok nu pde o sante di moth mare heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
16 December 2011 11:29:36 PM UTC
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NARINDER PAL & DHARMINDER SINGH .
NARINDER PAL & DHARMINDER SINGH .

DESI CHUTKLA

HAR KHUSHI NU TERE VAL MOD DEVANGE,TERE LAI CHAN TARE V TOD DEVAN,
KHUSHIAN DE DARVAJE TERE LAI KHOL DEVAN,
IK VARI RUS KE TAN DIKHA TERE 32 DE 32 DAND TOD DEVAN,

DHARMINDER .
DHARMINDER .

DOG JOKES 2

SATVIR: da kutta gwach gya.

HARDEEP: yar tu akhbar wich kahbar de de?

SATVIR: khabr taan me de dwan, per mere kutte nu padhna nhi aunda.
15 December 2011 11:30:25 PM UTC
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jagjeet singh bhunder .
jagjeet singh bhunder .

chota bacha $ daddy

chota bacha:daddy tusi hathi kolo darde
ho?
daddy:nhi,
chota bacha:daddy tusi kutte kolo darde
ho?
daddy:nhi,
chota bacha:daddy tusi sapp kolo darde
ho?
daddy:nhi jar, mai nhi darda,
badda bacha:mai tanu khaya ta hai ke mummy to bina hor kise kolo nhi darda...
14 December 2011 9:10:21 AM UTC
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anna hazare .
anna hazare .

anna hazare

anna hazare ko dekh kar......
4 saal ka bachha bola........
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koi ise rok lo.....!!!!
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nhi to mera
history me ek aur
chapter add ho jayega......