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@thilaga125

என் நேசம் (En Uyir Natpu)

நான் உன்னை பத்திரமாக பாதுகாத்து வருகிறேன்.
நீ என்னை பத்திரமாக வைத்துள்ளாயா இல்லையா?
உன் கண்களின் கண்ணீர் எனக்குள் புயலை உண்டாக்கும்.
உன் பாரமான நெஞ்சு எனக்கும் பூகம்பத்தை உண்டாக்கும்.
நீ சந்தோஷப்பட்டால் நான் சிரிப்பேன்.
நீ துடித்தால் நான் அழுவேன். உன் பசியை நான் உணர்வேன்.
உன் தாக்கத்தை நான் தணிப்பேன். நீ நினைத்தால் நான் வருவேன்.
நீ மறந்தால் நான் இறப்பேன்.
இதெல்லாம் எப்பொழுது தெரியுமா?
நீ என்னுள்ளும் நான் உன்னுள்ளும் உறையும் பொழுது.
நீ என்னையும் நான் உன்னையும் உணரும் பொழுது.
நீ என்னையும் நான் உன்னையும் ரசிக்கும் பொழுது கடைசியில்
நீ என்னை மறக்கும் பொழுது மட்டும்.
ஏனென்றால் அடுத்த கணமே நட்பு இறந்துவிடும் என்னுடன் சேர்ந்து.
17 March 2011 11:07:36 PM UTC
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@thilaga125

Good morg too all

Hi jilljuck frds..
very gud morg..
have a great day..
@thilaga125

LKG terrors:q

Boy1: Machan na romba upseta irukanda.
Boy2: y da veetla problema?
Boy1: illa da nethu slate vanga saravana store ponen,Anga oru sema figure,sumar 2 vayasu irukkum, Avanga amma madila paduthu vaaila virala vachutu siricha paaru aiyo..
Boy2: Apram enna aachu
Boy1: Nanum balloon ellam vechi sema scene poten machan, kandukavea matentada 2naala na cerelac kuda sapdala theriuma..
Boy2: Vidu machan nalaiku avala thotiloda thookidalam..
17 March 2011 3:27:50 AM UTC
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@thilaga125

LKG terrors:q

Boy1: Machan na romba upseta irukanda.
Boy2: y da veetla problema?
Boy1: illa da nethu slate vanga saravana store ponen,Anga oru sema figure,sumar 2 vayasu irukkum, Avanga amma madila paduthu vaaila virala vachutu siricha paaru aiyo..
Boy2: Apram enna aachu
Boy1: Nanum balloon ellam vechi sema scene poten machan, kandukavea matentada 2naala na cerelac kuda sapdala theriuma..
Boy2: Vidu machan nalaiku avala thotiloda thookidalam..
17 March 2011 3:26:03 AM UTC
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@thilaga125

gud morg too all

Hi jilljuck frds..
very gud morg pa...
have a swt day..
@thilaga125

Sweet lines of one side love:

Avan intha ulagathil virumbatha ondrai naan innum virumbi kondey eruiren...
Avan meethulla en kathalai...
15 March 2011 8:54:44 PM UTC
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@thilaga125

Nice joke..

Son: Amma, ethir veetu anty peru enna..??
Mom: Ratha da..
Son: dad - ku athu kuda therila ma... Darling - nu kupuduraru..
Mom: Sethan da unga appan..
15 March 2011 8:49:28 PM UTC
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@thilaga125

Hi frds

gud morg all my frds..
15 March 2011 8:46:40 PM UTC
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@thilaga125

Friendship:::::

Naam nesikum bothu mattom nammai nesipavar frd..
But...
Naam verukumpothum nammai nesippavar than best frd..

Gud morg..
have a great day...
All My Jilljuck frds...

14 March 2011 10:25:09 PM UTC
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@thilaga125

KATHAL

Anbaanavargle..
Thayavu seithu en peyaril yaaraium yeamaatraathirgal..
Ippadiku,
KAATHAL...

Gud Morg..
13 March 2011 11:03:45 PM UTC
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@powerthiru7

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12 March 2011 9:10:27 AM UTC
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nithin .
nithin .

kannada sms jokes



meshtru : gunda nimma appa yaaru ?
gunda : ammana ganda sir....
meshtru : amma yaaru ?
gunda : appana hendati sir....
meshtru (sittininda) : appa amma yaaru ?
gunda : ganda hendti sir !!!
11 March 2011 11:54:11 PM UTC
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@punjabijokes

Small Punjabi Penis Stereotype exposed on Santa Banta TV

Santa Sahib & Banta Sahib have decided to refute the "Small Punjabi Penis" stereotype on their top live "Santa Banta" TV show! To this end, they seek to showcase Punjabi women with well-endowed partners. So both men are standing
outside the exit of a ladies' toilet in New Delhi Big Bazaar. Discreetly, they ask every woman coming out about her partner's size & performance. Sadly, all report puny 3-5 inchers & none are pleased.
Finally, just before they give up, the most beautiful Punjabi lady they've seen in weeks comes out, wearing golden sandals & a skin-tight black churidaar shalwaar kameez which emphasizes her curvy buttocks, breasts & legs!
"Behenji (sister), this is a TV survey!" explains Santa. "How large is your husband's Lann (penis) & are you satisfied?"
"Oh yes!" she replies. "He's 12 inches long & I'm VERY happy!"
Overjoyed, they quickly invite her & her husband to their show.
Finally, the big day arrives. "Welcome to Santa Banta TV!" announces Santa. "Today, we expose the stereotype that Punjabi Men have small tools!"
"Now we will show you a Behenji & her Punjabi man who has a 12-incher!" thunders Banta. "Let's welcome them!"
Loud applause erupts as the lady enters. But to universal surprise, she is flanked by a Big Black Dravidian Ravana of a man!
"Where ... is your ... Shohar (husband)?" stammers Santa.
"This is my husband Maha-Lingam!" she replies. "He's a TAMILIAN from South India!"
11 March 2011 7:46:54 AM UTC
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@punjabijokes

Dravidian One-Footer

A Big Black Dravidian man visits Delhi. Desirous of enjoying the local North Indian Aryan women, he makes various inquiries and is told to visit a "Randee Mahal" (whore-house) at 64 Lal Bagh. Instead, he reaches 46 Lal Bazaar by mistake, which turns out to be a chiropodic clinic. Cautiously venturing inside, he is received by a very beautiful
Punjabi Ayah (nurse). As she is advertising her heavy hips and curvy legs by wearing skin-tight black chooridaar shalwaar, he tells himself, "By Shiva, this Foot Hospital must surely be a secret Randee Mahal!"
Guiding him into a room, the Ayah says, "Go behind that screen and make yourself ready."
Reading a double meaning into her words, the South Indian goes there, sits on a stool and pulls out his "Lingam" (penis).
When the voluptuous Punjabi Ayah returns, she exclaims "Baap re baap! (Boppery-Bopp!) That is not a foot!"
Astonished, she stares at it very carefully. Then, after a while, she smiles the Dravidian wickedly in the face and tells him, "But it almost is!"
11 March 2011 7:44:03 AM UTC
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@punjabijokes

Doodool vs Lingam

Once Upon a Time during the glorious Timurid Caliphate (Mughal Empire), Shahzada (Prince) Salim of the House of Timur came of age. But he wanted to marry only the purest Batul (virgin) in the entire Mughal Empire. So his father, Caliph Akbar, ordered the wise Navratans (Nine Jewels) of his court to find such an innocent bride. After a massive search
they found Shahzadi (Princess) Zeba to be the purest & fairest Muslimah (Islamic Female) in the realm. Locked in a Minar (tower) in a remote mountain valley by her father, the Sultan (Regent) of Kashmir, it was said by all that she was so innocent & unblemished she had never even seen a man. Delighted, Salim married her in an opulent wedding.

On the Shab-e-Aroosi (Wedding-Night), Salim went to her bed. Seeing her marvellous Fuddi (Coynte), his Zubb (Yard) stood upright & he doffed his pyjamas to finally deflower her.

Zeba (giggling): Verily, thou hast such a cute little Doodool (prickle)!
Salim: Oh Pure Batul! Doodool is the small toy of a Bacha (child). But this one (pointing at his organ) be a great weapon, so, verily, 'tis a Linga, not a Doodool.
Zeba (measuring it with her palm): Uff (Fie) Salim! 'Tis just a typical Doodool - Chota (small) & Gora (fair) & only 6 unglees (4.5 inches) long! A Lingam is Maha (Big) & Kala (Black) & One Foot long - like a DRAVIDIAN one!
11 March 2011 7:30:50 AM UTC
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