Jokes

Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”

Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

Jokes

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…

Jokes

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…

joke

ek admi bas se za rha tha aur har stop pe utar zata hai fir wapis chad ke ticket nikalta hai, toh dusre admi ne bola ki bhai sab app bar ticket Q nikalte ho toh wo admi ne bola ki mujhe doctor ne long travel karne se mana kiya hai.

santa-banta joke

santa: arre yaar, kal rat trn mein muze nind nahi aayi.Upar ki seat mili thi.
Banta:To fir kisi k saath ex-change kr leta na!!
Santa: Par kis k saath ex-change krta?Niche k seat par to kotha hi nahi? :)

Shayri

Shayari

Hum Honge Kamyab Ek Din

Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu……
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…

Hum Honge Kamyab Ek Din

Na sathi hai koi,
Na humsafar hai koi,
Na hum kisi ke na humara koi,
Par aapko dekh kar kah sakte hai ki,
Pyara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi….

Hum Honge Kamyab Ek Din

Dil pyar me bekar bhi hota he,
Dosti me intezar bhi hota he,
Hoti nahi pyar me dosti,
Par dosti me shaamil pyar bhi hota he…
`
Dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
Dost milte nahi bichhud jane ke liye,
Dosti karne se khus rahoge itna,
Ki waqt milega nahi aasun bahane ke liye…
`
Rishto ki duniya hain nirali,
Sab rishto se pyari hain dosti hamari
Manjur hain aansu bhi aankho me hamari
Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari…..
`
Zindgi me aapke siva kuch chaha hi nahi,
Jo chaha use kabhi paya hi nahi,
Aur aap hame aise bhul jate ho,
Jaise hamse koi rishta banaya hi nahi…
`
Zindagi lehere thi, aap saahil huye
na jaane kaise hum aapki dosti ke kabil huye
na bhulenge hum uss haseen pal ko
jab aap hamari choti si duniya mein shamil huye…

Hum Honge Kamyab Ek Din

Dil pyar me bekar bhi hota he,
Dosti me intezar bhi hota he,
Hoti nahi pyar me dosti,
Par dosti me shaamil pyar bhi hota he…
`
Dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
Dost milte nahi bichhud jane ke liye,
Dosti karne se khus rahoge itna,
Ki waqt milega nahi aasun bahane ke liye…
`
Rishto ki duniya hain nirali,
Sab rishto se pyari hain dosti hamari
Manjur hain aansu bhi aankho me hamari
Agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari…..
`
Zindgi me aapke siva kuch chaha hi nahi,
Jo chaha use kabhi paya hi nahi,
Aur aap hame aise bhul jate ho,
Jaise hamse koi rishta banaya hi nahi…
`
Zindagi lehere thi, aap saahil huye
na jaane kaise hum aapki dosti ke kabil huye
na bhulenge hum uss haseen pal ko
jab aap hamari choti si duniya mein shamil huye…

silly

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romantic

mukhda na modo hum se takrar me kya rakkha hai
aap sath na ho to is sansaar me ky rakkha hai

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