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Sher aur gay

Ek bar ek gaon me log sher ke atank se bade pareshan they. Use marne ke liya Manmohan singh gaon aye. Unhone sher ko chakane ke liye gay ki khal aur vesh banakar rat me ruke rahe.

Jab ve puri tarah se gay dikhne lage to unhone banduk chupa li aur jangle me sher ka entezar karne lage.
Log bag dar ke andar bethe rahe.
Rat ko badi bhayanak awaze a rai thi manmohan singh jese karah rahe ho.

Subah logo ne darwaje khol ke dekha ki gay ki khal to ek taraf padi he manmohan ek taraf, pent fati hui he aur unke pheeche se khun vah raha he;
Logo ne pucha - kya hua? Sher mar gaya kya?

Manmohan- Abe kamino wo to nahi aya.Pahle ye batao sand ko kisne rat me khola thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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hindi sher

Jinke liye mara me kya khub badla de gaye!!!!!!!!!
Aye the meri kabra pe aur ete chura ke le gaye!!!!!

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Ruth Gaye Wo Hum Se,
Ab To Najar Bhi Nahi Milate H Wo,
Pass Ko To Atte H Magar,
ChupKe Se Nikal Jatte H Wo.

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ME MANGATA HU WO DETI NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.............
JABAB MERI BAT KA.
USE DEKTE HI KADA HO JATA HE MERA …...............
ROM ROM JAJBAT KA.

USNE KAHA DAL DO MERI …....................
JULFO ME FOOL GULAB KA.
ABHI DALA HI THA KI JHAD GAYA................
PATTA PATTA GULAB KA.

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Ek bachche ko khane me double roti mili. Uski tabiyar ho gai khili khili.
Wo use khakar Rone laga, Mummy ne puchha – ab tujhe kya hone laga.
Bachcha bole- Mere es dukh se anke nam ho jati he..........
jese hi bread khata hu bread kam ho jati he..........................

Bheso ki kimat

Ek bar Santa Singh apni do bhenso ko bazar me bhechne le jata he .
Banta singh- Bhai ye bhesh kese di??
Santa- Bhaiya ye bhesh sal me ek bachcha deti he 10000/- Rs ki he Aur ye dusri bhesh sal me tin bachche deti he, eski kimat he 5000/- Rs.
Banta- Are kya kah rahe??
Santa – ha tik hi rate he.
Banta- Are sal me tin bachche dene wali ke kam dam aisa kese??
Santa- Are bhaiya!! Character bhi to koi cheej hoti he.