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selva kiumar

Hi

Happy good mrng
01 June 2011 7:30:52 PM UTC
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@commando88

belive me

Tumhari dosti me kuch kam kr denge esa
ki dhundhte rah jaoga dosta humare jsa....
29 May 2011 3:13:40 AM UTC
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@commando88

Truth

Kabhi usko najar andaj mat kro jo tumhe sache dil se chahta ho kyoki ak din tumhe ahsas hoga k tumne pathar ikthe krte-krte hira gva diya h...
25 May 2011 12:07:58 AM UTC
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@shekar

3 Idiots

3 sadar picnic par gaye wahan jaa kar yaad aaya ki pepsi to ghar bhul gaya.
decide kia k sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aayaga.
Chota sardar: Main is shart par jaata hu k tum mere aane taksamose nahi khaoge.
dono ne kaha thik hai.
1din guzar gaya
sardar nahi aaya.

2din guzar gaya
sardar nahi aaya.

3din guzar gaya
sardar nahi aaya fir 2no ne kha lene chahiye
jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k piche se nika k bola,
"Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga..!"
19 May 2011 6:21:22 AM UTC
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PREM SINGH .
PREM SINGH .

LOVE

YU TO KHAMOSH HI REHTI HAI AAKHE
AGAR SAMAJH SAKO TO BAHUT KUCH KEHTI H AAKHE
KAUN KEHTA H KI ROTI H ANKHE
ROTA TO DIL H MAGAR SIRF BATATI H YE ANKHE
15 May 2011 12:29:06 AM UTC
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vinay kumar .
vinay kumar .

diksha joke

akbar ke darbar me tansen aur birbel the . tansen ko akbar ki patni baht pasand thi aur ooske boobs peena chata tha oosne birbelse kha .birbel ne 1000 rs ki manng ki . birbek ne ek ech drop akbar ki wife ki body mein dal di . akbar ne jab ooska samadhan pooccha toh birbel ne kha kisi sweet singer se boobs piya do thik ho jayega.tansen ko mazza aaya oosne bibel ke paise dene se inkar kardiya toh bibel ne kaha mein janta tha kutte islite maine ek drop akbar ke underwear me dal di hai.
13 May 2011 1:33:10 AM UTC
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@saurav

Mera Dard

Tumne Mera Dard Agar Samjha Hota,
Toh Yoon Jamaane Ne Mujhe Na Mitaya Hota,
Rusvayi Toh Ishq Ki Saugat Hoti Hai,
Kaash Tumne Ise Palkon Par Uthaya Hota,
Toh Na Ajab Asool Kabhi Ulfat Ka Hota.
sauravsaini11@gmai.com
facebook.com/sauravsaini11
+919799996398
07 May 2011 9:46:23 AM UTC
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@saurav

Yaadain

Yaadon mai hum rahe ye ehsaas rakhna
Nazro se dur par dil ke paas rakhna
Ye nahi kehte ki sath raho
Dur hi sahi par hume yaad rakhna….
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Aankho mai arman diya karate hai ;
Ham sabaki Nind Chura liya karate hai :
Ab jab jab aapki palke Zukengi ;
Samaj lena ham aapako yaad kiya karate hai :
`
Yaad Aye toa Ankhey band mat karna
Hum chale bi jaye to gham mat karna
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishtey ka koi naam ho
Par pyar ka ehsaas apne dil se kam mat karna…
`
Kisi ke bicharne ka dard saha nahi jata
Usi bhola ni par bhi bhulaya nahi jata …..
Yi ek dard hi aisa hi yaaro
Jo ki chah kar bhi kisi ko bataya nahi jata…..
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Khud ko akelepan ka tana dia na karo,
Yadoan ka gila shikwa bhi na dia karo,
Kya bataye tumko kitna yaad karte hai,
Hissab lagana hai to apni saanse gin liya karo…
`
Har nakamiyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
Har nah ka matlab innkar nahi hota,
Aree kya hua hum usse pa na sake yaaro,
Sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahi hota………
saurav saini mo. +919799996398
sauravsaini11@gmail.com
07 May 2011 9:42:42 AM UTC
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@saurav

Kisi ke Dil me Apani jagh Dhundta hu....

Pathar ke dilon mein mohabbat dhundta hoon
Naadan hoon mein ab tak yeh bhi nahin samjha
Bejaan buton mein ibaadat dhundta hoon.
Mere jazbaaton ki keemat yahan kuch bhi nahin,
Beimaani ke baazaron mein sharafat dhundta hoon.
Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin,
Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon.
Umeed ki thi pyar ki bas yehi bhool thi meri,
Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon.
-Saurav saini mo. 09799996398
@radhayadav

hindi

lakho me yek "tu"
Sweet ka cake "tu"
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naku e msg kavali.yevari daggara ina unte pampandi
21 April 2011 5:53:23 AM UTC
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@ashish

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10 April 2011 4:01:37 AM UTC
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@ashish

kalu

Husband and Wife Hindi Joke
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu
10 April 2011 3:58:47 AM UTC
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@aas42aas

coffeewala most


Coffeewala: Saab coffee ke 10 rs. De do jaldi se
Costomer: Kya ek coffe ke 10 rs.
Coffeewala: Ha , abhi garam he is ke liye 10 rs. Nahi to main 15 rs. Leta hoon,
Costomer: Who kaise,
Coffeewala: main cold coffee 15 rs. Me bechta hoon.
07 April 2011 4:45:07 AM UTC
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funny .
funny .

jokes

Husband and Wife Hindi Joke
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

Hindi Funny Rude SMS
Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
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“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”

This is another rude Funny Hindi SMS Joke
Sabse Pyare?
AAP HO
Sabse Smart?
AAP HO
Sabse Sweet?
AAP HO
Sabse Mast?
AAP HO
Zyada uchhlo mat
Ye MSG muje aya tha
APKO sirf forward kiya

Ishq Romantic HIndi Shayari
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain
bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.

Hindi SMS
Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

Another Funny Hindi Joke
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
aaj nahin aaya,
kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

SMS Fun Hindi
panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad

Another Hindi SMS
Excellent mind,pyara sa chera,mithi awaaj,
masoom aankhe,perfect personality,khushmijaz
ye to hue meri baat or batao...Kaise ho aap??

Funny Joke
What will Himesh Reshmaiyya say to magnify a picure..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom...

Hindi Teaser SMS
The secret of my Energy?
Boost?
No
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Horlicks?
No no
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Complan?
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Then What?
Mai bola tha na... woh secret hai,
phir kyon bar bar pooch rahe ho?

Funny Hindi SMS Shayari
"WADIYO" se "SURAJ"
nikal aaya he FIZAO"
me naya "RANG"
chhaya he KHAMOSH"
q ho aap ab to "MUSKURAO"ap ki "MUSKAN" dekhne hamara "SMS" aaya hai..gm

Funn
07 April 2011 4:16:26 AM UTC
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@malarsenthil

**********

Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”

The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”
26 March 2011 12:07:07 AM UTC
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