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20 December 2009 4:06:02 AM UTC in Hindi SMS

Hindi SMS Jokes

Hindi SMS Jokes is a huge list of short sms jokes, funny shayari, romantic sms and friendsship sms which are fun to read and can be forwarded to friends. Funny Hindi SMS Jokes are best way to fool your friends and trick them into making a donkey or monkey of themselves but yet have good fun.

Joke SMS
Sab se dosti kiya nahi karna,
Dard ka ehsaas yun dilaya nahi karna,
Ghau kitne hi gehre kyun na ho,
Apnapan un se jataya nahi karna.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 12:22:53 PM

 

Joke SMS
Toot jaane ko chor gaye hai,
Bapas lautoon ya age chaloon main kya karoon,
Boh meri har rara ko andhere se jor gaye hai!
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 12:23:26 PM

 

Boys Vs. Girls Hindi SMS Joke
Jab boys vomit tab parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
Jab girls vomit tab parents says kaun tha woh kamine,
Moral of the story: jovi vomits boys are always kaminey.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 12:23:47 PM

 

Sunder Joke
Nupuro se nupuro ka naad sundar hai,
Pyaar se vi pyaar ka unmaad sundar hai,
Dekhne wale tujhe sunder kehte hai,
Par tujh se bhi zyada ke teri yaad sunder hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:42:37 AM

 

SMS
Aap kahe to mor jaye hum,
Ashique mile to pee lete hay,
Aap kahe to jee lete hay,
Hum to hay un phulo jaise,
Jo kaanto mein bhi jee lete hay.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 12:22:29 PM

 

Funny Love Hindi SMS Joke
Aap ke mahabubu/mahabuba app ko kitna payer kata ha?
Janna chahata ho?
To phir inma sa koi ek select karen. A, B, S, N, E, F, T, Y, R, K. Reply fast i m waiting.
A...90%:>
B...100%:
S...80%
N...60%
E...50%
F...75%
T...05%
Y..0%
R...25% (mehnat karo
K...98%.

By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:06:51 AM

 

Missed Call Hindi SMS Joke
Ku Ku ki mis call ka intezar 11 hazar ladki’o ke  mobile kar rhe hai
Magr 1 bat samajh lo Ku Ku  ki mis call ana mushkil hi nai namumkin ha
Kyon k
Ku Ku k pas balance he nai hai

By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:07:06 AM

 

Hindi Joke Message
Agar Chaha ta ho.
Keya tum soft banna chahata ho?
Keya tum cool banna chahata ho?
To fir ..
Jayada sa jayada pani pio
Kiu ke 1pani he ha itna soft & coll ha jo
Har kisi ma Adjust hota ha.

By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:07:21 AM

 

Daily Life SMS in Hindi
Ek bimar admi Nind me se uthkar
doctor  se bola-"Kam ho gaya Doctor sahab!
Maine khudkushi karne ke lie Indian gate se kuda tha,
Par abhi tak mai jinda hun!"
Doctor Sahab bole"Beshak aap mare nahi jinda hai.
Par jis aadami par aap gire tha, wah usi vakt gugar  gaya.

By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:07:35 AM

 

Funny SMS Joke Hindi
Gareeb admi: Doctor sab mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga

Dr: kya kaam karte ho?

gareeb admi: qabar khodta ho.

By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:10:46 AM

 

Hindi Life SMS
“ Kuch to atee hain jannat ki tamanna lekar,
Kuch tamannayein jeena sikha deti hain,
Hum kis tamanna ke sahare lake  jiyein,
Ye zindgi roz ek tamanna rukh deti hai.. ”
By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:26:22 AM

 

Hindi SMS Message
Lamhon Ka Hisaab na rakho

Tum Lamhon Ka Hisaab Rakhte Ho,

Zindagi Ki Haseen Kitaab Rakhte Ho,

Fursat Milay To likhna Kbhi,

Kya Mujhey "Dil Se" Yaad Rakhte Ho.
By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:11:17 AM

 

Hindi Fun Message
Ful; Baharo sa dur he,
lakin khubsa nahi Chad din sa dur ha chadni sa nahi to mujce
dur he lakin mara dil sa nahi kui ke tum mara dost hoo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:11:37 AM

 

Hindi Fun SMS
Moburak ho appko
Hawoa ke sath ha
Subha ke kushbu
Sagar ke sath ha
Suraj ka kiran
Mobarak ho app ko
Ak navi suruat
Moburak ho app ko nai subha
By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:11:53 AM

 

Milna SMS in Hindi
Milna
Jo asni sa se mila wo ha gum
Jo muskil sa mila wo ha paisa
Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai payer
Jo naseb walo ko mila wo hai thm jasa para dost ka SMS
By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:12:09 AM

 

Rhyme Hindi SMS in English
Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna  tu soyega  uth  ja  yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ja jaldi pele chai,
iski  bad  call me and say hi…
By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:25:16 AM

 

Nice Hindi SMS
“ Teri har subah chamakti rahe,
Teri har shaam gungunati rahe,
Tu jise bhi mile is tarah se mile,
Ki har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.. hameeesa
By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:26:42 AM

 

Nice SMS
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:29:53 AM

 

Funny Hindi Joke SMS
Cham Cham kar ke ayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khara raha,
aur wo rakhi ban ke chali gayi.
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 11:43:44 AM

 

Hindi SMS
Mara  Dill ha jaha par
ohaha mara sarir nahi ha
Par mara sarir ha jaha par
ohaha tum nahi ho.

By (anonymous)
on 12/20/2009 4:06:38 AM

 
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saba7 la5ir fa5barak wa7ad la7ja aslan man awal mara dawit marak fiha o man awal mara 3arftak fiha mabdal 3aliya 3alch ba9i chi wajah randak ma3rfhch.........
06 November 2012 9:25:37 AM UTC
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vaseem.mosir .
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ultoo

ultoo.com/login.php?refererCode=105061E&flag=hide Friends above URL par jakar apna number ragister karna or sms bhejna jis se apko 1 sms bhejne ka 2 paisa milega 10rs hote hi get recharge par click kar k mobile recharge kare......friendz ko invite kar ne par 1.rs milega
25 July 2012 8:10:49 PM UTC
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dinesh .
dinesh .

hindi sms

joke sms
24 May 2012 8:11:06 PM UTC
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hindismsinhindi.com .
hindismsinhindi.com .

hindismsinhindi.com

एक दुआ मांगते है हम अपने भगवन से,
चाहते है आपकी खुशी पुरे ईमान से,
सब हसरतें पुरी हो आपकी,
और आप मुस्कराए दिल-ओ-जान से.
hindismsinhindi.com
26 March 2012 11:10:17 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

love sayri

pyar dil hai dimag nahi pyar soch hai aavaj nahi koi aanko se nahi dekh sakta pyar ka jazba kunki pyar ehsaas hai time pass nahi
27 December 2011 4:56:09 AM UTC
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p.k.p .
p.k.p .

Joke

ak var ak pita te ni chokri na gare gayo pan kahevat ma kahe vay chhe ke chhokri na ghar nu pani pan na pivay te baap tena ghare thi pani lay ne aavyo to ane dikari na ghare jai ne kahyu ke dikari ja chhal chha mu ki ne lav to marepi vi chhe dikri bo li ke pappa pani lavu tyare te dikri ne te no bap kahe ke tane khabar nathi ke chhokari parne pachhi tena ghar nu pani na pivay ma te hu pani bharell botal lai ne aavyo chhu,,
27 December 2011 4:51:23 AM UTC
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p.k.p .
p.k.p .

sayri

ful he gulab ka chha meli ka nahi aasik hu tera teri saheli ka nahi
27 December 2011 4:43:37 AM UTC
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p.k.p .
p.k.p .

sayri

murhad shammey elahi ko buja sakta he ko ''murhad shammey elahi ko buja sakta he ko'' jish kishi ka ho khu da ushe mita shakta he kon....
27 December 2011 4:41:58 AM UTC
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sayri

sukaru suna karu mara man ma thay chhe ,,,,,,,,,,,''sukaru suna karu mara man ma thay chhe '' chhanchad nathi mankad nathi aakhi rat na ujag ra thay chhe....
27 December 2011 4:39:05 AM UTC
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p.k.p .

fanny sayri

ful gamechhe kanto nade chhe tu game chhe pan taro bap nade chhe
27 December 2011 4:36:08 AM UTC
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p.k.p .
p.k.p .

fanny sayri

sayri marna maha pap he sayri marna maha pap he,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,me ra kutta tera saga bap he,,,,,,,hahahahahahaha
27 December 2011 4:33:53 AM UTC
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p.k.p .

fanny sayri

patta patta dali dali hamne teri talas kardali jish dal pe tera aasiyana kambakht mali ne vo dali kat dali,,,p.k.p
27 December 2011 4:30:46 AM UTC
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Joke

Cham Cham kar ke ayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khara raha,
aur wo rakhi ban ke chali gayi
09 December 2011 1:23:09 AM UTC
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mukesh dewangan .
mukesh dewangan .

super jok

raju dukandar se- rasgulla kitne ka hai
dukandar- 5 rs.
raju- aur rus
dukandar- rus free
raju- to ras hi de do.

03 December 2011 3:36:02 AM UTC
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mukesh dewangan .
mukesh dewangan .

dukandar

raju dukandar se- rasgulla kitne ka hai
dukandar- 5 rs.
raju- aur rus
dukandar- rus free
raju- to rau hi de do.
03 December 2011 3:33:48 AM UTC
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