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Betty Batt

Father and Son

Son asks Father: why are we here on Earth?
Father: To help others.
Son: Then why are others here on Earth?
04 June 2011 4:01:50 AM UTC
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Betty Batt

Little Boy and Doctor Joke

Little boy: I have a problem with my nose and ears.

Doctor: What is the problem? Are they paining?
Little Boy: No, they are getting in the way when I remove my T-shirt.
04 June 2011 4:01:39 AM UTC
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Betty Batt

Jokes

Santa and his wife saw someone passing by and started arguing if the person was a boy or a girl.

They approached Banta to solve the problem.
Banta said, "Go and ask the person 'are you a boy or a girl'. If he slaps you, then he is a boy. If she slaps you, then she is a girl"



Man: Sir, I want your daughter's hand in marriage.
Girl's father: Sorry, I can give her in whole for marriage and but not just her hand.
Betty Batt

Short Jokes

Teacher: What is water?
Student: It is a odourless and colorless liquid which smells bad and turns black after I wash my hand in it.



Daughter: Why does grandfather have no hair on his head?
Father: Because only wise men have no hair.
Daughter: Ok, I know now why you have long hair.
Betty Batt

Santa and Banta Funny Jokes

Santa: Do you know that cats have better eye sight than man?
Banta: Yes, that should be true. I have seen men wearing spectacles but have never seen a cat wearing one.

Santa: Do you know that my cat knows to play Chess and Carom Board?
Banta: Is it, then your cat must be very intelligent.
Santa: Not actually, because I usually win.
04 June 2011 4:00:30 AM UTC
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Betty Batt

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Why are you pouring nescafe on your dead grandmother's tomb?
Banta: Because it says 'Come alive with Nescafe'


Santa was crying on the road.
Banta: Why are you crying?
Santa: My dog left me and went to my house.
Banta: Then why are you crying?
Santa: Only it knows the way to my house.
04 June 2011 4:00:08 AM UTC
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Betty Batt

Hilarious Jokes

Wife: Why do you always leave the house as soon as I start to sing?
Husband: So that our neighbours don't think that we are fighting.


Teacher: To which family does the blue whale belong to?
Student: Don't know ma'am, no one in our street has one.


Police was taking a thief in handcuffs. His hat got blown away by the wind.
Thief: Shall I get the hat for you Sir.
Police: Do you think I am an idiot? I will go and get it.
04 June 2011 3:59:42 AM UTC
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Betty Batt

Short Funny Jokes

What's common between a lawyer and a woodpecker?
Long bills


Son: Dad, what have you studied?
Dad: B.A
Son: What? Only 2 letters and that too in the reverse order?


Why did the tomato run fast?
Because it wanted to ketch-up
04 June 2011 3:59:02 AM UTC
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lekhraj .
lekhraj .

Mr.

My brother was driving along the road the other day with ten penguins in the back seat. He was stopped by the police who told him that he couldn’t drive around with ten penguins in the car and that he ought to take them to a zoo. My brother agreed with the police officer and drove off. The following day, my brother was driving along the same road still with ten penguins in the back and again. He got stopped by the same police officer who said, "I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."
My brother replied "I did.But today I'm taking them to the cinema."
30 April 2011 2:33:29 AM UTC
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FlyingMonkey101 .
FlyingMonkey101 .

About your jokes...

99% of your guys' jokes are seriously stupid and you need to get some new stuff!
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Jokes

Please send some more jokes
30 November 2010 8:40:12 AM UTC
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Rose .
Rose .

Rhyme Joke

johny........
johny........
yes papa...
No sms..
yes papa.....
Remove ur sim... Quick papa.....
Break ur cel.....
ha..ha..ha...
Rose .
Rose .

Rhyme Joke

johny........
johny........
yes papa...
No sms..
yes papa.....
Remove ur sim... Quick papa.....
Break ur cel.....
ha..ha..ha...
rajkumar155..9848696580 .
rajkumar155..9848696580 .

telugu movie titel 155

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2.:c:veerudu:c++sundari
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6:hard were raja soft were rani
7:pub lo web hahahahahahah

sushmitha .
sushmitha .

questions and answers

where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
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Ans:on the map
2)which is the laziest mountain?
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Ans:ever rest
3)A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at the other
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Ans:Cigarette