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Father and Son Son asks Father: why are we here on Earth? Father: To help others. Son: Then why are others here on Earth?
Little Boy and Doctor Joke Little boy: I have a problem with my nose and ears. Doctor: What is the problem? Are they paining? Little Boy: No, they are getting in the way when I remove my T-shirt.
Jokes Santa and his wife saw someone passing by and started arguing if the person was a boy or a girl. They approached Banta to solve the problem. Banta said, "Go and ask the person 'are you a boy or a girl'. If he slaps you, then he is a boy. If she slaps you, then she is a girl" Man: Sir, I want your daughter's hand in marriage. Girl's father: Sorry, I can give her in whole for marriage and but not just her hand.
Short Jokes Teacher: What is water? Student: It is a odourless and colorless liquid which smells bad and turns black after I wash my hand in it. Daughter: Why does grandfather have no hair on his head? Father: Because only wise men have no hair. Daughter: Ok, I know now why you have long hair.
Santa and Banta Funny Jokes Santa: Do you know that cats have better eye sight than man? Banta: Yes, that should be true. I have seen men wearing spectacles but have never seen a cat wearing one. Santa: Do you know that my cat knows to play Chess and Carom Board? Banta: Is it, then your cat must be very intelligent. Santa: Not actually, because I usually win.
Santa Banta Jokes Santa: Why are you pouring nescafe on your dead grandmother's tomb? Banta: Because it says 'Come alive with Nescafe' Santa was crying on the road. Banta: Why are you crying? Santa: My dog left me and went to my house. Banta: Then why are you crying? Santa: Only it knows the way to my house.
Hilarious Jokes Wife: Why do you always leave the house as soon as I start to sing? Husband: So that our neighbours don't think that we are fighting. Teacher: To which family does the blue whale belong to? Student: Don't know ma'am, no one in our street has one. Police was taking a thief in handcuffs. His hat got blown away by the wind. Thief: Shall I get the hat for you Sir. Police: Do you think I am an idiot? I will go and get it.
Short Funny Jokes What's common between a lawyer and a woodpecker? Long bills Son: Dad, what have you studied? Dad: B.A Son: What? Only 2 letters and that too in the reverse order? Why did the tomato run fast? Because it wanted to ketch-up
Mr. My brother was driving along the road the other day with ten penguins in the back seat. He was stopped by the police who told him that he couldn’t drive around with ten penguins in the car and that he ought to take them to a zoo. My brother agreed with the police officer and drove off. The following day, my brother was driving along the same road still with ten penguins in the back and again. He got stopped by the same police officer who said, "I told you to take those penguins to the zoo." My brother replied "I did.But today I'm taking them to the cinema."
Rhyme Joke johny........ johny........ yes papa... No sms.. yes papa..... Remove ur sim... Quick papa..... Break ur cel..... ha..ha..ha...
Rhyme Joke johny........ johny........ yes papa... No sms.. yes papa..... Remove ur sim... Quick papa..... Break ur cel..... ha..ha..ha...
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questions and answers where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people? . . . . . . . Ans:on the map 2)which is the laziest mountain? . . . . . . Ans:ever rest 3)A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at the other . . . . . . . Ans:Cigarette