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Silly Santa and Banta Jokes Santa: Please help me, I lost my pet dog Johnny. Police: How do I identify it? Santa: If I go near it, it will wag it's tail. Santa sees Banta's hand in a bandage and asks: How did you get hurt? Banta: I put my hand inside a dog's mouth to count the number of teeth and it closed it's mouth to count the number of my figers. Santa: Why are you not celebrating your birthday tomorrow. Banta: Because I was born in the night, so it would be birthnight.
Police and Thief Jokes Police: Why did you steal my police car? Man: Because it is written in the car that Police is Man's Friend. Is taking a friend's car called as stealing? Police: Why did you remove the fan from the train compartment? Thief: Because it was written that Railways is public property.
Silly Man1: Which soap do you use? Man2: Tom's Man1: Is that a new brand, I have never heard of it. Man2: No, Tom is my brother.
Teacher and Student Joke Teacher: Have you finished the homework of writing two essays? Student: Yess ma'am Teacher: The first one looks good but the second one is not. Why? Student: Because my mom writes better than my dad.
Clever Son Son: Dad, mom said that you can even write in the dark. Is that true? Dad: Yes son, that's true. Why do you ask? Son: Well, then I will switch off the light, can you please try signing on my report card.
Man in the Barber Shop Joke Man: Please cut my hair short. Barber: How short sir? Man: SO short that my wife won't be able to pull it.
Mom, Son and Doctor Son: Mom, is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Mom: Yes son. Son: Well can I have one now, because I broke his window.
Short and Funny Jokes Teacher: What does India produce that no other country in the world can produce? Student: Indians! Deadly PJ: Why does a dog wag it's tail? Because it cannot wag its leg. Man to the dry-cleaner: You lost my costly shirt and yet you ask money for the dry-cleaning. Dry-cleaner: I lost it after it was dry-cleaned. A poster read: All illiterates are required to send their name, age and address neatly written in a postcard to the National Literacy Association. What is the first step towards divorce? Getting married!
Silly Animal Joke What animal can you see for a second and not see the next second and again see it again the next second? A rat walking on a zebra crossing.
Santa, Banta and the Hen Santa: Yesterday my hen fell into a pot of boiling water. Banta: Then did you cook and have it for dinner? Santa: No, now it is laying boiled eggs!
Globalization Joke Man1: The people of this country are corrupt and are ruining their own country. Man2: Do you want this work also to be done by the MNCs?
Question and Answer Jokes Question: When is a vetinary doctor busiest? Answer: When it is raining cats and dogs. Q: Why are doctors, lawyers and income tax officials buried six feet deep instead of the usual two feet? A: Because deep down they are actually good people.
Teacher and Student Teacher: Your handwriting is going from bad to worse to worst every passing day. Student: Well if it goes from bad to better you will find fault with my spelling.
Santa Banta Hilarious Jokes Santa: What do tigers have that no other animal can have? Banta: Baby tigers Santa: Whenever I come to your house, only old songs are being played on your Radio. Why? Banta: Because I bought the radio twenty years before. Santa: Did you read the book 'How to make your wife shut-up' that I gave you last week? Banta: No Santa: Why? Banta: Because my wife didn't let me read it!