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Short Jokes Servant: Last night I had a dream that you gave me a 100 dollars. Boss: Good, I will deduct it from your next month's salary. Writer to his friend: My 2 year old son tore all the stories that I had written. Friend: Good, your son is a critic at a very young age. Wife: I am feeling light-headed today, wonder why? Husband: Congradulations, finally you are feeling like yourself.
Funny Kids Kid 1: My mom is very afraid of crossing the road. Kid 2: How do you say? Kid 1: Whenever we cross the road, she holds my hand tightly.
Dad and Son Joke Dad: Son, what are you doing? Son: I am writing a letter to my friend. Dad: But you don't know to write yet. Son: It's ok. My friend doesn't know to read yet.
Scientist Joke Scientist to his son: I have invented a device using which you can see through a wall. Son: What's new about it? We already have Windows.
Doctor and Patient Joke Doctor: How many times do you drink alcohol everyday? Patient: Atleast 10 times. Doctor: From now onwards drink only once after you have a meal. After fifteen days the patient returned, weighing 10 times heavier than he used to earlier.
Boss and Servant Joke Boss: If you don't finish this work quickly, I will have to lookout for another servant. Servant: That is good sir, both of us can finish the work quickly together.
Three Woman in a Party Joke Three women talking in a party. First woman: Whatever anyone says, my husband only believes half of them. Second Woman: What is your husband? First Woman: a lawyer Second Woman: Whatever anyone says, my husband believes double of them. First Woman: What is your husband? Second woman: An income tax officer Third woman: That is nothing. Whatever my husband says, nobody believes. First and Second woman: What is your husband? Third woman: A politician
Employee and Boss Joke Employee to another: If boss doesn't take his words back, I am quitting the job. Second emplyee: What did he say? First employee: You are fired!
Cop Cop: How did the thief managed to escape even after yo closed all the exit doors? Guard: He escaped through the entrance.
Politician and Writer Politician was shouting to his writer: Why did you write such a long boring speech that everyone in the audience started dozing away? Writer: The speech was not wrong but by mistake I gave you the 3 photo copies along with the original.
Politician and Writer Politician was shouting to his writer: Why did you write such a long boring speech that everyone in the audience started dozing away? Writer: The speech was not wrong but by mistake I gave you the 3 photo copies along with the original.
Short Jokes Editor to writer: This story is too long. Give me something that is small and piercing. Writer: Here, take this needle. Mother: If you have only one chocolate and your sister comes in, what will you do? Son: Wait for her to leave.
Professor Student Jokes Professor to students: Those of you who are not able to hear me, can you please raise your hands. Professor: The most idiotic person in the world is one who cannot make others understand what he speaks. Student: Sorry sir I am not able to understand what you are saying.
Ha ha ha Santa: I am feeling bored. Lets play school-school. Banta: Ok, let me be the teacher and you can be the student. Santa: Ok, then I am absent from school today.