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Short Jokes

Servant: Last night I had a dream that you gave me a 100 dollars.
Boss: Good, I will deduct it from your next month's salary.


Writer to his friend: My 2 year old son tore all the stories that I had written.
Friend: Good, your son is a critic at a very young age.


Wife: I am feeling light-headed today, wonder why?
Husband: Congradulations, finally you are feeling like yourself.
04 June 2011 6:48:50 AM UTC
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Funny Kids

Kid 1: My mom is very afraid of crossing the road.
Kid 2: How do you say?
Kid 1: Whenever we cross the road, she holds my hand tightly.
04 June 2011 6:48:33 AM UTC
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Dad and Son Joke

Dad: Son, what are you doing?
Son: I am writing a letter to my friend.
Dad: But you don't know to write yet.
Son: It's ok. My friend doesn't know to read yet.
04 June 2011 6:48:23 AM UTC
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Scientist Joke

Scientist to his son: I have invented a device using which you can see through a wall.
Son: What's new about it? We already have Windows.
04 June 2011 6:48:11 AM UTC
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Doctor and Patient Joke

Doctor: How many times do you drink alcohol everyday?

Patient: Atleast 10 times.

Doctor: From now onwards drink only once after you have a meal.

After fifteen days the patient returned, weighing 10 times heavier than he used to earlier.
04 June 2011 6:48:01 AM UTC
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Funny

What is similar between mountains and government constructions?
They both take years to form.
04 June 2011 6:47:41 AM UTC
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Boss and Servant Joke

Boss: If you don't finish this work quickly, I will have to lookout for another servant.

Servant: That is good sir, both of us can finish the work quickly together.
04 June 2011 6:47:30 AM UTC
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Three Woman in a Party Joke

Three women talking in a party.

First woman: Whatever anyone says, my husband only believes half of them.

Second Woman: What is your husband?

First Woman: a lawyer

Second Woman: Whatever anyone says, my husband believes double of them.

First Woman: What is your husband?

Second woman: An income tax officer

Third woman: That is nothing. Whatever my husband says, nobody believes.

First and Second woman: What is your husband?

Third woman: A politician
04 June 2011 6:47:17 AM UTC
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Employee and Boss Joke

Employee to another: If boss doesn't take his words back, I am quitting the job.

Second emplyee: What did he say?

First employee: You are fired!
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Cop

Cop: How did the thief managed to escape even after yo closed all the exit doors?

Guard: He escaped through the entrance.
04 June 2011 4:08:48 AM UTC
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Politician and Writer

Politician was shouting to his writer:
Why did you write such a long boring speech that everyone in the audience started dozing away?

Writer: The speech was not wrong but by mistake I gave you the 3 photo copies along with the original.
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Politician and Writer

Politician was shouting to his writer:
Why did you write such a long boring speech that everyone in the audience started dozing away?

Writer: The speech was not wrong but by mistake I gave you the 3 photo copies along with the original.
04 June 2011 4:08:36 AM UTC
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Short Jokes

Editor to writer: This story is too long. Give me something that is small and piercing.
Writer: Here, take this needle.

Mother: If you have only one chocolate and your sister comes in, what will you do?
Son: Wait for her to leave.
04 June 2011 4:08:16 AM UTC
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Professor Student Jokes

Professor to students: Those of you who are not able to hear me, can you please raise your hands.




Professor: The most idiotic person in the world is one who cannot make others understand what he speaks.

Student: Sorry sir I am not able to understand what you are saying.
04 June 2011 4:07:59 AM UTC
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Ha ha ha

Santa: I am feeling bored. Lets play school-school.
Banta: Ok, let me be the teacher and you can be the student.
Santa: Ok, then I am absent from school today.
04 June 2011 4:07:38 AM UTC
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