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The Chinese Man at tehh Carnival A man from China came to America knowing no English. To help he went to a carnival. First he went to the opera tent where he heard "Me me me me me me me me!" Next he went to the jugglers tent where he heard "Forks and knifes and spoons forks and knifes and spoons!" Next he went to the food tent where heard "He stole my lolipop lolipop!" Next he heard "Goody goody gumdrops goody goody gumdrops!" He went father in and saw a murder scene. The police came up to him and asked "Do you know who kiled this women?" He replied "Me me me me me me me me!" The police officer asked "How did you kill him?" He replied "Forks and knifes and spoons forks and knifes and spoons!" The police officer asked "Wwhy did you kill this man?" He replied "He stole my lolipop lolipop!" The police officer said "You are going to jail. He replied "Goody goody gumdrops goody goody gumdrops!"
LAUGH DORA WHY ARE YOU SAD FLORA FLORA MY BROTHER WILL NOT TALK TO ME FOR 30 DAYS DORA WHATS SO SAD ABOUT THAT? FLORA TODAY IS THE LAST DAY
Cinderella Ball Q: why did cinderella not make it in the soccer team? A: Because she ran away from the ball
a joke while two friends are conversing vanaja:i like boiled eggs because they are boneless. raji:i like you because you are brainless.
witches q: why did the witch think she was funny? a: because whenever she looks in a mirror it cracks up
parody guy: hey i just met you and this is crazy... girl: (mumbles) oh great guy: but i have alzheimer's so ill forget you maybe. girl: (thinks) weird.. but ok guy: hey i just met you and this is crazy... girl: oh shit! guy: but i have alzheimer's so ill forget you maybe. times ∞
LOL A lecturer is teaching students about poverty in the world Lecturer:think about this- the people in somalia are so poor they don't have any schools. So what should we do with our money? Students: we should use it to go there!
man & woman man:is your husband at home? woman:no,he's outside. man:ok tell him not to gorget his head when he goes out
25 sardarji 25 sardarji was trying to climb on running train them off 24 sardarji get into train passanger:well done Sardarji:khak well done chadna to usko tha ham to use chodne aye the
Wha? This has the worse grammer I have seen on a web sight in a long time... Do you people need even graduate elementry school?