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phool duniya ke saare phool ek taraf aur mera phool ek taraf . kyuki ye koi phool nahi meri kohinoor hai
drun mouse A mouse got drunk,woke up in the morning found a dead cat and said I knew if i drink i'll create problems.
Family bathroom Person 1:Why is it called a family bathroom ? Person 2:The whole family is never in there do I don't know why is it called a family bathroom ? Person 1: I don't know that's why I was asking !! Duh
teacher and student a student was going to school his teacher asked why did u came late he replied that there was asignal that go slow school ahead
Dad 'n' Me My mum says that dad can hear everything i say about him or to him, apparantly he has eyes in the back of his head. Me: Dad, can i have some dosh? Dad:squash?! Why do you want some squash! Anyway, here you go. my dad said, giving me his squash. i now tested his head eyes. I walked up behind him and poured the squash over him. Dad:Ahhhhhh its a tidal wave of sticky whisky.
shotgun man a man walks into a bar with a shotgun and says"who is the man who slept with my wife" All the other men turn around and say "we didn't get much sleep!
check if indicators are working Man asked woman to stand and look if the car's indicators are working. She replied: " Yes, no, yes,no yes, no ..."
Jumping Kangaroo Can a kangaroo jump higher than the White house? Answer: yes, cuz the white house cannot jump