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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

window

why did the window go to the doctor?
because it had a pain (pane)!
26 September 2012 8:40:55 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Bridges for the fish

Why are bridges built?
So the fish can keep themselves from rain.
14 September 2012 4:03:15 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
09 September 2012 2:28:38 PM UTC
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JB .
JB .

snail

A: The Snail goes over the bridge...
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B: more...?
A: you can not wait until, that she crossed the bridge!!? O_o
03 September 2012 3:40:25 PM UTC
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@r$#!t .
@r$#!t .
World Shortest JOKE

World Shortest JOKE

One grandemothe death in childhood
27 August 2012 10:11:06 AM UTC
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Justine K .
Justine K .

Moose Joke!

A moose walk into a grocery store and asks the person where they keep the potatoes and the person says isle 4. So the moose goes to isle 4 and is looking around and he finds out that there are no potatoes!!
26 August 2012 12:54:59 PM UTC
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moe .
moe .

seagulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea because if they fly over theyed be baygulls
25 August 2012 9:18:45 PM UTC
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Ephraim MAshao .
Ephraim MAshao .
Revenge is a dish best served …

Revenge is a dish best served …

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. He went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie and promised to send the driver money from home but to no avail. The cabbie said “If you don”t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!”
So the businessman was forced to hitch to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the same businessman returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport, and at the end of a long line of cabs, he saw the very driver who had refused him a ride when he was down on his luck. He thought for a moment and got into the first cab in the line. “How much for a ride to the airport,” he asked? “Fifteen bucks,” came the reply.” And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?” he added. “What??? Get the hell out of my cab!!”
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked “How much for a ride to the airport?” The cabbie replied “fifteen bucks” to which the businessman replied “ok” and off they went.
As they drove past the cabs in the long line, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver. !!
24 August 2012 8:07:50 AM UTC
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Ephraim MAshao .
Ephraim MAshao .

Tsunami

Tsuanmi: can you give me you cell number
Mothomoni :( He doesn't have cell phone)10111 and think of the reset
Tsunami: 10111 is for the police man
Mothomoni : i used it before the fire me, 2mor i'm doing swap swap and thy think i can not use it again ...!!!
24 August 2012 8:01:02 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Gay Horses

Man 1: What does a gay horse eat?
Man2: I don't know. What?
Man 1: Heyyyyyy (in a gay voice)



22 August 2012 9:15:02 PM UTC
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vineeth sai .
vineeth sai .

boy brilliant

voka roju teacher ask boy samudram madyalo jamakaya chettu unte dani pandlu etla kosukuni thentav appudu student says rekkalu vesukuni egurukuntu veelli tinta.
teacher says rekkalu ni amma
peduthadaa student says samudra madylo jam chettu ni ayya natuthada
19 August 2012 10:41:41 PM UTC
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the dis king .
the dis king .

u so ugly and stupid

U are so ugly that ur momma has to sms u goodnight. U are so stupid when thieves rob the tv u say wait u forgot the remote.
15 August 2012 10:24:12 AM UTC
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A MAN IN HIS UNDERWEAR! .
A MAN IN HIS UNDERWEAR! .

Dirty Knock Knock

*Knock Knock*
Who's there?
Uncle Chester.
Uncle Chester who?
Uncle Chester the chld molester.
bethany ryan .
bethany ryan .

your mommas so fat

your mommas so fat that when she steps on the weighing scales its say 1 at a time please
09 August 2012 7:36:52 PM UTC
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Abigale .
Abigale .

the parrot

One day a man went to a yard sale and seen a parrot sitting next to a man...
"HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THE PARROT"
"OH HES FREE U CAN HAVE HIM "
The man then gets in his car and the parrots starts talking...
"POLLY WANT A CRACKER,POLLY WANT A CRACKER"
"IF U DON'T QUIT I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE CLOSET WHEN WE GET HOME"
"POLLY WANT A CRACKER POLLY WANT A CRACKER"
They arrive home and the man puts the parrot in the closet
"POLLY IN THE DARK POLLY IN THE DARK"
"IF U DONT QUIT IM GONNA PUT YOU IN THE DRYER"
"POLLY WANT A CRACKER POLLY WANT A CRACKER"
The man then puts the parrot in the dryer and turns it on
"POLLY GOES ROUND AND ROUND POLLY GOES ROUND AND ROUND"
"IF YOU DONT WUIT IM GONNA FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET"
"POLLY GOES ROUND AND ROUND POLLY GOES ROUND AND ROUND"
the man then flushes the parrot down the toilet. As hes walking away he then hears....
"POLLY RIDIN ON A BROWN HERSHEY BAR GOING DOWN A YELLOW RIVER!!!"