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Man walks into a store A man walks into a store. The cashier asks "can I help you?" The man said "no, I'm just looking."
The mad farmer There was a farmer called Mad he had two friends one friend's name was Somebody and the other friend's name was Nobody . one day one of mad's friend " Somebody" he killed '"Nobody" the farmer "Mad" saw it and called the police .the police came there and asked what happened the farmer said somebody killed nobody then the police said to the farmer are you mad , the farmer said how do you know my name . the police asked him where is your brain the farmer replied " my brain is in somebody if somebody kills me what will happen to me . the police got angry and walked away .
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? Several of the jokes on this website are either misspelled or exhibit horrible grammar. Stop looking for a punch line. Your on the website. Spellcheck people, and for crying out loud, don't write like your three. Comment away... I won't see it, I'll never be back here again.
jokes Teacher: what is the height of Himalayas? Student: 8.8 cm,madam. Teacher: from where did you get the answer? Student: I measured from Geography book.
the dead cat There was one a cat that lived happily with his owner. One day the husband came and found something unexpected. The lady was doing it with the cat. The cat was killed by the man. The cat went to hell and met the devil. The devil asked why are you doing here. The cat replied"Just came to play around".
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M....E....O....W meow meow meow meow meow meow meow PIE meow........ no no no no.PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!!!
Height Of Confidence Height Of Confidence Once Many Professors Were Called nAsked 2 Sit In An Aeroplane..... ...After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students. All of Them Ran n Got Out of The Plane Except 1.. People Asked Him the Reason... He Said: "If It Is Made By My Students, It Won't Even Start."
ask a simple question get a simple answer What is under water and wiggles and shakes? Answer: A ship wreck
Order!Order! Once a criminal was taken to the court. Judge:Order!Order! Criminal:One plate dosa please.