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09 January 2010 10:37:55 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes

Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes are funny Hindi Jokes about boys and girls giving timing replies.

Joke
Ladka: meine itni mana karne ki bad vi tum cigerett piti ho?Tum janti nahi hai cigarette
Meri dusman hay.

Ladki:janta hu, iss liey dushman ko pura kar rag kar deti hu.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:42:12 AM

 

Hilarious Joke
Ladka:agar tum chaho to meine chand se hamari bari bangaonge

Ladki:sorry, admi bina kisi patang par meri koi interest nahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:45:54 AM

 

Hindi Joke
Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai?

Ladki:Taka ki vangti.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:48:28 AM

 

Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke
Moti ladki bade mein du ladka bat kar rahi hai

1st ladka:Uski weight key hoga?

2nd ladka: uski ek pas ki weight jodi 24 kg, to uski dono ki weight 48 kg, plus karo skeletan ki weight.

By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:38:37 AM

 

Teasing Joke
Ladka:meine tumko chand ke saath tulna nahi karunga.

Ladki:kiun?

Ladka:kiun ki usme chand ki kalank aur vi bar jayata hai.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:47:49 AM

 

Short Hindi Joke
Ladki der se an ke bad ladka bola
Ajki bikal jara der se suru hua.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:43:16 AM

 

Guru Joke
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai.

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai?

Ladka: no no kabhi nahi

Guru: toh thik kia, payar ki bich mein doubt nahi hona parta hai.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:43:33 AM

 

Joke
Ladki ke bap:Nargis tum laut aao,tumhare maa bahut bemar hai.

Ladke ki pati:Nargis tum kabhi nahi laut aana,tumko le ane par baba ki ye chal hai.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:47:10 AM

 

Economics Joke
Do ladki aur ek ladka alap kar rahi hai.

1st ladki: Is desh ki economics jhul rahi hai,

2nd ladki: do vag mein vag ho gaya,

Ladka: ko shakt hat mein dharna parega

By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:42:40 AM

 

Short Joke in Hindi
Ladki:humko aankh duto na ho kar ek ho to keyaa hota tha?

Ladka: Shanti se aankh marna jata tha.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:46:10 AM

 

Funny and Hilarious Hindi Joke
Ladka:maine tumhare boyfriend banna chahta hu,tumhara koi apatti hai?

Ladki:are keyaa bolti ho. Tum to bohot funny ho.iss liee tum mere bohot assa friend ho. Mere boyfriend Sakib ye sunega to bohot moja payega.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:48:49 AM

 

Ladka Ladki Joke
Ek ladka ko kuch log nangto kia aur uski land ke picture akaye aur bola jao

Uha ek ladki betha hai uski kach se attested karke le ao.

Ladka gaya:pls attested ki dijie.

Ladki: maine original copy ke bina attested nahi karungi.

By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:41:02 AM

 

Hindi Ladka Ladki Joke
Ek ladka ek ladki se is tada offer kadti hai

Ladka: I love u I like u I love u very much meri jaan.

Ladki: baatki andar ektu space dena jara.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:43:00 AM

 

Phone Joke
Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai

Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai?

Ladki: nahi.

Guru: thik ki, wo apki saath jo kia uski saaja ye hai.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:44:26 AM

 

Exam Joke
Ladka:meine basa ja kar jara dhayanse parata hu, mere kach aapki beti parega to wo A+ paega

Ladki ki baap: meri beti ko tum parane ke badle tum payar sikhaya us liee wo aajvi S.S.C pass nahi kar paya

Ladka:wo to uski galti hai,maine to payar se paraya…
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:46:46 AM

 

Comedy Hindi Joke
Ladki ki baba: to tum meri jamai hona chahte ho?

Ladka: thik aysa nahi hai. Ye chara meri aur koi rasta nahi tha,iss lyee.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:49:24 AM

 

Funny Ladka Ladki Joke
Vul number dial karne se:

Ladka:I love you janu.

Ladki ki maa:oh, really.

Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.

Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?

Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?

By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:41:48 AM

 

Funny Ladki Joke
Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai

Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai?

Ladki: keya karti maine uski phone ane ki bad sab bhul jata hu.

Guru: tab tum thik kia. Payar to iske kehte hai,dilki aarman sunna parega.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:44:05 AM

 

Funny Guru Jokes
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai.

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai?

Ladka: hu maine karti hu.

Guru: toh thik kia, cousin ke sath milna to doubt ki hi baat hai.



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai

Guru: keya aap raji  ho gaya?

Ladki:ha, maine sahas kar ke gaya.

Guru: toh thik kia,payar ki tan bol kar ek bat hay.



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai

Guru: keya aap raji  ho gaya?

Ladki:koi prosno nahi ata

Guru: thik, ajkal desh ki ja obostha. Iss tarah ki ladke ki koi biswas nahi hai.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:45:02 AM

 

Office Joke in Hindi
Ladka: aaj tumhare mann itni khush hai keyaa baat hai? Statistic office pe gayaa tha keya?

Ladki: aur tel marne ki jarurat nahi hai. Jao parlar ki bill bhar ke aao.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:47:25 AM

 

I Love You Hindi Joke
Ladka ek ladki se offer kart waqt

Ladka: I love you.

Ladki: kayse ab soch lia class four ki ek ladki khali hai.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:41:23 AM

 

Hindi Joke
Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai?

Ladki:Taka ki vangti.
By (anonymous)
on 1/9/2010 10:48:05 AM

 
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land

kya karun kuchh samajh me aata nahi land khada bur paata nahi
09 March 2012 10:48:09 AM UTC
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land

kya karun kuchh samajh me aata nahi land khada bur paata nahi
09 March 2012 10:40:16 AM UTC
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mavali joke

ladka-tute hue dil se pyaar karogi,
ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi

ladki-tute hue sandal se pitoge,
ya sandal tutne tak pitoge
08 March 2012 4:47:05 AM UTC
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Dheerendra vishwakarma .
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sach

sach kya yah koi nahia chanta
28 February 2012 1:56:24 AM UTC
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Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti
(mukeshkumawat)
18 January 2012 11:18:43 PM UTC
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hindi jokes

ladki: tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?
ladka: jab tak yeh chinti(ant) kapde nahi pahenta ab tak.
ladki: jhoot mat bolo.
ladka: sali jab pata hai to kyun poochti ho.
24 December 2011 9:20:24 AM UTC
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sanju .
sanju .

ladka ladki jokes

this is theworst jokes i have read in my life first correct the mistakes before you ost it.
Alish .
Alish .

ladkewaale and ladkiwaale

Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari.
Ladke ka naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU
13 December 2011 3:47:41 AM UTC
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Ayush Rathore .
Ayush Rathore .

re re re ;JOKE

padhai karo tumhe likhna nahi aata.sari language mix kar di hai.gavar
14 October 2011 5:41:44 AM UTC
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Aayush Bhagat .
Aayush Bhagat .

COnversation between teacher and student

there was a student in a class he always used to go toilet every period on 1st period maam may i go to toilet and then maam told mujhe angrajhe samaj me nahi aati hai tum hindi me bolo then he said maam kya mein toilet jaun to teacher ne kaha jao............then next period sir kya mein toilet jau to teacher bole hey u idiot this is english period u have to speak in eng students said sir may i go to toilet teacher said go............another period sir may i go to toilet sir told beta speak in music language sir aai re aai re jod se susu aaye re teacher said go.......... another period sir aai re aai re jod se susu aai re sir told speak in computer language student told susu.com................hahahahaha
09 September 2011 6:30:59 AM UTC
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Hiren .

Teacher And Student Jokes

Teacher:What is your name.
Student:mara nam surya prakash ha.
Teacher:Idiot say in english.
Student:My name is Sunlight
04 September 2011 4:57:56 AM UTC
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ABC

Comments: Bhai jo v sms type kiya wo sala world ka sabse bara chipku(Gadha) hai...:P
24 August 2011 1:18:58 AM UTC
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SAHIL-SURAJ, TELBIGHA,GAYA .
SAHIL-SURAJ, TELBIGHA,GAYA .

FUNNY JOKES

EK LADKI BUS SE COLLEGE JA RAHI THI ,TABHI EK LADKA BUS ME CHADHA ,LADKA NE LADKI KE BODY ME TOUCH KI TO LADKI BOLI ,YE KYA KAR RAHE LA DKA NE KAHA B.A. KAR RAHA HU.
12 August 2011 9:46:12 AM UTC
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SAHIL-SURAJ, TELBIGHA,GAYA .
SAHIL-SURAJ, TELBIGHA,GAYA .

GIRL-BOY FRIENDS JOKES

LADKA AUR LADKI SUBAH ME TAHAL RAHE THE, TABHI LADKI KI NAZAR EK GADHE PAR PARI ,LADKI BOLI LADKA SE,INHE NAMASTE KARO AE TUMHARE RISTE ME HAI ,LADKA NE HATH JORKAR BOLA PRANAM SASUR JI.................
12 August 2011 9:35:48 AM UTC
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