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Gopal Kumar
Gopal Kumar
Gopal Kumar
Gopal Kumar
Mar Vel
Two old men were at the twilight of their lives and were reminiscing on the good times they had over the years and about how much they loved playing and watching cricket. The hoped that once they died they would be able to continue to enjoy their beloved sport in heaven as well. They made a pact that when one of them died they would check if cricket was indeed played in heaven and let the other know. As the days and months wore on they kept reminding each other of their agreement. One day, one of the old men died. That night his friend was roused from his sleep by the sound of his friend's voice. He sounded so excited and told his friend that cricket was indeed played in heaven. There were excellent players there from their younger years who were already there. One did not feel fatigued playing cricket in heaven. The pitches were perfect. “But there is some bad news my friend.”, he said. “What?”, replied his friend. “Your name is on the list for the next match”, he responded.
#Heaven #Cricket
Mar Vel
A man was accosted by a hungry looking beggar asking for a handout. He offered him $10. Suddenly he had a doubt about whether the beggar would use the money for food or for other vices. He asked him to refrain from using it to buy himself alcohol instead of food. The beggar replied that he had stopped drinking years ago. He then told him not to waste it on cigarettes or gambling. The man replied that he had stopped gambling and smoking years ago. The man gave the beggar $10 and then offered him another $5 to wait for while till the man’s wife arrived. The beggar was curious and asked the man why. The man replied that he wanted to show his wife what happened to men to gave up drinking, gambling, and smoking. 
#BadHabits #QuitSmoking #Beggar
Mar Vel
A woman was shopping for a chicken to make the perfect Sunday roast and couldn't find one that was the exact size she was looking for. They were all too small. Thoroughly frustrated she asked the shopping assistant, “Do these chickens get any bigger?”. The shopping assistant looked shocked and replied, “Ma’am they are dead.”.
#DeadChicken #Chicken
Mar Vel
A lady was in a hurry to get to the airport. Her cabbie was driving slowly and she decided to tell him to hurry a bit. She tapped him on the shoulder and he screamed and nearly ran into a tree. They were both thoroughly shaken. She apologized to him most profusely for having startled him. The cabbie apologized to her in return saying that he was to blame. His last job was driving a funeral van and this was his first day on the job driving a taxi.
#Cab #Taxi
Mar Vel
Two teenage boys walk into a sweet shop and one of them quickly takes 3 sweets without the owner's notice and puts them in his pocket. The owner does not notice and the boy boasts to his friend about how smart he was. The second boy thinks and then walks up to the owner and challenges him. He tells him that he is going to do a magic trick and that if his trick is successful he is to be given a dozen sweets free of cost. Otherwise, he will pay for the sweets he uses. He asks for a sweet and when the owner hands it to him he eats it up. He then asks for another and eats that too. He asks for a third one and gobbles it up. The owner gets very puzzled and asks him what was so tricky about eating sweets. The boy replied that he had made three sweets disappear but to check his friend’s pockets to see if his trick was successful. Needless to say, the owner gave him a dozen more sweets on the house.
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