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Mar Vel
Woman 1: “My son suffers from a drinking problem.”
Woman 2: “I didn’t know that he drinks.”
Woman 1: “He doesn’t. His wife drinks. He suffers.”

#Suffering #DrinkingProblem
Mar Vel
A man visiting his friend’s office was surprised to see that all his colleagues came in early. He asked his friend why. He replied that there were 5 parking spots and 10 colleagues.
#ParkingWoes #ComingInEarly
Mar Vel
A boy sits outside his swimming class looking very upset. His dad asks him what the matter is. He said that his friend had told him to put a rolled sock in his swim trunks to impress the girls. His friend forgot to mention that the sock was to go in front and not at the back…….

#SwimmingTrunks #SockInTrunks
Mar Vel
A couple goes on a blind date. They are having a pleasant time until the lady spills some wine on her dress. She hurriedly tries to wipe it with a tissue exclaiming, “Oh no, I look terrible!”. The man blurts out, “And you also have a wine stain on your dress.”. End of date.
#BlindDate #Truth
Mar Vel
A doctor tells a patient that she is obese and needs to address the problem. The patient is in denial and gets angry. She says she will be back after getting a second opinion. The doctor says, “I can give you a second opinion. You are also ugly!”.
#DoctorPatient #SecondOpinion
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Why is it strange to see lover’s names carved into trees?
Ans: Who carries a knife on a date!!

#Knife #Date #LoversInitials
Mar Vel
It was my wife’s birthday and I was very happy. She knew that I usually hated birthdays and the parties and noise that went with it. I was lying on the couch in my pyjamas and enjoying a TV show when she entered the room all dressed up for a party. She asked me why I wasn't dressed yet. I replied, “Why bother??? No point dressing up for a party that will not even last a minute.”. She looked horrified. “You did say it was your thirty second birthday party!”, I defended myself.
#ThirtySecond #Birthday #HusbandWife