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Mike Bernard
Then Mary handed the bottle to Chris. He nods his head in agreement, opens it, and drinks about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. Chris then handed it back to Mary. She takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and gave it back to Chris. Chris asked, "Aren't you having any?" Mary replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police... I'll let them decide whose fault it is."
Mike Bernard
Mary and Chis got into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, Mary said, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other." Chris replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely." Mary points to a bottle on the ground and said, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
Mike Bernard
One day Mike walked into a sporting goods store looking to buy a rifle. Mike had never been hunting before and asked the clerk if he could recommend a rifle. "Oh yes," the clerk, Johnny said. "I'm not a very good shot but I've done quite a lot of hunting in my day, even did some big game hunting with my brother in law." To which Mike responded "No way! Did you get anything?" "I sure did, we were in the African jungle when we suddenly stumbled upon a monstrous crocodile. He was a mean one too. With scars all over his face, this was surely one bad croc. My brother in law said he wanted to wrestle it and take a picture afterward. So he crept right up to it until they were face to face, nose to nose, eye to eye, tooth to tooth. The giant croc stretched its massive jaws preparing to take a bite out of my brother in law. Naturally, I couldn't let that happen so I raised my rifle and shot him, shot him right between the eyes." "Amazing," said Mike. "Yeah, and I had this fancy belt made after I got back to our camp." "Oh wow! So the belt is genuine crocodile skin?"
Mike Bernard
Johnny is the CEO of a big company and was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the three of them if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary Mary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary Jane proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the Johnny exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!”
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Mike Bernard
Johnny walked into a bank in San Francisco asking for a loan for $7000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security,” the bank teller said. “No problem” Johnny responded here are the keys to my car “you’ll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.” A few weeks later Johnny returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars, the manager came over, “Sir, we are very happy to have you have business with you, but if you don’t mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out that you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $4000 dollars?” “Well, Johnny responded it’s quite simple, where else can I park my car for three weeks in San Francisco for $11 dollars?”
Mike Bernard
?” the man asked “Oh,” Mike responded “you must have not heard, this is the latest type of Seeing Eye dog, they do a very good job.” Seeing that it worked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could open his mouth, the doorman said “don’t tell me that a Chihuahua is the latest type of Seeing Eye dog.” Thinking quickly John responded in an angry voice “You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?
Mike Bernard
Two men, Mike and Chris, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Mike suggested. “We can’t” responded Chris, “Don’t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.” “Aah that sign,” said Mike “don’t worry about it” and taking out a pair of sunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the restaurant he got stopped at the door, “sorry no pets allowed.” Can’t you see” said Mike “I am blind, this is my Seeing Eye dog.” But it’s a Doberman pincher, who uses a Doberman pincher as a Seeing Eye dog?
Mike Bernard
The lady, taken back, replies, "Well... No... I thought..." He interrupts her, "Did you also know my sister's husband left her and their two kids without a penny?" Still stuttering she replies, "Um... Oh my...." "And my brother lost his legs in the war," The Doctor continues. At this point, the people from the shelter are dumbstruck and aren't saying a word. Then he finishes, "If they don't get a cent, do you expect to?"