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Hey baby, are you being followed? Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Girl: Your ex is so attractive Boy: Which one? Girl: Your ex is so attractive Boy: Which one? Girl: ME....BYE.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
What do the British drink warm beer? What do the British drink warm beer? Because Lucas Electronics makes their refrigerators.
What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines? Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.