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18 December 2009 11:30:28 AM UTC in Punjabi Jokes and SMS

Punjabi Marriage and Husband and Wife Jokes

Punjabi Marriage and Husband and Wife Jokes are the funniest jokes about Gharwali, comedy instances in domestic life and the lighter side of married life.

Husband and Wife Joke Punjabi
Bikhari : soniye, andha haan 10 rs de de,
santa gharwali nu : De de, tenu sohni bol riha hai taan andha hi hona.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:40:45 PM

 

Punjabi Wife Joke
Banta ik Babe nu : Baba meri gharwali mainu bada tang kardi hai, koi hal daso.
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Baba : Je hal hunda taan me baba kyun banda ?
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:31:08 AM

 

Shaadi Joke in Punjabi
Ek gareeb ladke nu ameer ladki to shaadi da offer milan toh bad?
je tusi mil jao taan "Kmana chod denge hum".

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:49:38 PM

 

Husband and Wife Joke in Punjabi
Gharwali : ki tusi khana khaoge ?
Santa : jarur, choices ki ki hai?
Gharwali : haan te na.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:39:55 PM

 

Wife Joke
Santa : sir meri gharwali gwach gyi,
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Dakmaster: Eh dak khana hai police chauki nhi,
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santa : ki karan.. kithe javan.. khushi de maare mainu kuch samajh nhi aa riha.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:32:05 AM

 

Punjabi Funny Wife Joke
Santa di gharwali inspector banta nu!
Mera gharwala ik hafte pehlan aaloo len gya si te hune tak wapis nhi aya!
inspector banta : te kuch hor bna lvo.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:39:29 AM

 

Punjabi Marriage Joke
Santa Ladki vekhan Gya,
Doven 20 minute Tak Gal karde rahe,
Ladki : veer tusi kine bhen-phran Ho?
Santa : bhene hune tak taan 3 si par hun 4 Ho Gye.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:41:44 AM

 

Funny Wife Joke
Jetto: suno ji tuhanu mere wich ki changa lagda hai?
meri khubsurti ke meri akalmandi ?
santa : mainu sab toh changi teri ae majak karan di aadat lagdi hai;
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:25:26 PM

 

Marriage Punjabi Joke
Santa jeeto nu shaadi lyi purpose karda h,
jeeto me tere to 2 saal badi hoon?
Santa: koi gal nhi me 2 saal bad shaadi kar lwanga.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:28:16 AM

 

Funny Marriage Joke in Punjabi
Santa :Panditji,Mera viyah kyu nahi ho riha?

Pandit:Putt, rab ne je teri kismat wich dukh nahi likhiya taan is wich mai ki kar sakda haan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:44:12 AM

 

Gharwali Punjabi Joke
Gharwali : ki kar rahe ho ?
Santa : ik mittar nu chitti likh riha haan,
Gharwali : par tuhanu taan likhna aanda hi nhi?
Santa : te jis nu chitti likh riha haan usn kehda padhna aanda hai.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:32:40 PM

 

Wife and Inspector Joke
Santa Police Inspector de ghar chori ho rahi si.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar wich chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mainu son de, main is time duty te nahi haan.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:34:43 PM

 

Naukrani Joke
Lady apni naukrani nu : dippi, mere kol pakka sabut hai ke mere pati da usdi secretary naal chakar hai.

Dippi : me nhi mandi , eh taan tusi sirf mera dil dukhan lyi bol rahi ho.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:37:45 PM

 

Gharwali Punjabi Joke
Gharwali : Kal rat tusi nind wich mainu galiyan de rhe si?

Santa : Tenu galati lagi hai.
gharwali : kiho jihi galti ?
Santa : ehi k me so hoya si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:38:03 PM

 

Gharwali Funny Joke
Santa di gharwali naal ldayi ho gyi,
santa ghar to chla gya. te rat nu phone karda h.
Khaane wich ki bnaya hai?

gharwali : zehar.

Santa : ek kam kar tu kha le me ghar late aawanga.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:43:01 PM

 

Biwi Joke Punjabi
Santa apni biwi de office gya te usne vekhiya ke usdi biwi boss di godi wich beth ke dictation le rahi si.

Biwi te officer : hun ki hoyega ?

Santa : Chalo , ajihi jagah kam nhi karna jithe staff lyi kursi v na hove.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:50:13 PM

 

Biwi Joke
Santa : apni biwi da dah snskar kr ke ghar ja riha si,
ik dam bijli chamki, badal garjan lage, te jor jor nal varkha suru ho gyi,
Santa : lagda hai puj gyi upper.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:55:47 PM

 

Hilarious Joke in Punjabi
Santa :mitran vheliyan di party to ghar late gya,
dostaan ne puchiya ke gharwali ne kuch kiha taan nhi,
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Santa : nhi kuch jada nhi kiha eh 2 daand taan me kadwane hi si.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:31:40 AM

 

Husband and Wife Joke
Wife : aaj tusi eni jaldi ghar Q aa gye?

Santa : mera boss kehnda h, go to hell. is lyi me ghar aa gya.

By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:51:38 PM

 

Punjabi Marriage Joke
Punjabi patarkar: Santa Ji, sade desh wich divorce de cases vadde hi ja rahe hain. tusi ki sochde ho isda ki karan hai?

Funny Santa: Marriage !
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:35:07 PM

 

Santa Banta Wife Joke
Ik bhikari kuch khan nu de do,
banta: Tamatar khaao baba.
bhikari baba: Roti de do ?
banta: Tamatar khao baba,
Baba: lya tamatar hi khila de,
banta di gharwali: eh totle h , keh rahe ne kamakar khao.
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 1:36:25 PM

 

Punjabi Joke
Santa di wohti santa nu boldi hai, tusi hazaro cho ik ho.

santa ne ik thapad mariya te bolda hai, Baki 999 kon hain?
By (anonymous)
on 12/18/2009 11:46:22 AM

 

Funny Punjabi Marriage Joke
Santa: shaadi wich husband te wife hath Q farde hai?
Banta: kuch nahi, bus jive boxing toh pehlan dono boxer hath milande h .
udan hi eh v milande h.

By (anonymous)
on 12/19/2009 4:28:33 AM

 
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amandeep .
amandeep .
lokal bus

lokal bus

ladka- tu sohni ni tu sohni tere naal dil batun nu jee karda.
ladki- buthi teri lokal bus wargi ni mera ticket katon nu jee karda.
30 July 2012 5:21:21 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

santa and ladies

Ek Train vich kuj budhiyan ladies safar kr rhiyan c..........
Ek 40 saal d budi boli k main tan 17 saal d han......
Duji budhi boli k main 18 saal di han.....
Santa uppar peya sb kuj sun riha c o ekdum neeche diggiya.......
Ladies:-Ki ho gya?........
Santa:-Kuj ni main tan aje hune hune jammeyan............
21 June 2012 9:36:22 PM UTC
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prableen kaur .
prableen kaur .
prablee kaur

prablee kaur

deffernt style of gudmorning
dad-gudmorning beta
friend-uth be kamine
mon-sota rah aalsi,sari raat phonewali amma se baat kiya kar
09 June 2012 3:19:47 AM UTC
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PRIYA .
PRIYA .

husband and wife

WIFE APNE HUSBAND NU-SUNO JI AJ CHUTTI HAI TUHANU TE CHALLO NA KITE GHUMAN CHALDE HAAN
HUSBAND US DI BAAH PHAR KE US NU TABLE DE DO CHAKKAR KADWA DINDA HAI TE KEHNDA HAI-JITHE JITHE TERI NIGAH JA RAHI HAI OHNA CH IK SINGAPOR AA IK SWIZERLAND AA TE IK ENGLAD AA TE AA REHA HUN APNA GHAR CHAL KUCH KHAAN NULAEYA JE GHUM LEYA E.
22 January 2012 2:36:05 PM UTC
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PRIYA .
PRIYA .
husband and wife

husband and wife

WIFE APNE HUSBAND NU-SUNO JI AJ CHUTTI HAI TUHANU TE CHALLO NA KITE GHUMAN CHALDE HAAN
HUSBAND US DI BAAH PHAR KE US NU TABLE DE DO CHAKKAR KADWA DINDA HAI TE KEHNDA HAI-JITHE JITHE TERI NIGAH JA RAHI HAI OHNA CH IK SINGAPOR AA IK SWIZERLAND AA TE IK ENGLAD AA TE AA REHA HUN APNA GHAR CHAL KUCH KHAAN NULAEYA JE GHUM LEYA E.
22 January 2012 2:33:36 PM UTC
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jassi ramgharia .
jassi ramgharia .

funny sms

Funny SMS
Tuhada mukhra mooti de saman,
tuhada mukhra mooti de saman,
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Moti mere kutte da nam.
26 November 2011 9:43:12 PM UTC
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jassi .
jassi .

funny sarprice

Dil nu pta si o zaroor ayegi,
Dil nu pta si o zaroor ayegi,
Par kade sochiya nhi si ke,
Surprise wich kambakht apne husband v naal layegi.
26 November 2011 9:38:23 PM UTC
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gurbhej bhullar .
gurbhej bhullar .
G.s.bhullar

G.s.bhullar

punjabi marriage
17 November 2011 7:25:09 AM UTC
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harman .
harman .

tujhme rab dikhta hai

boy to grl :tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karu?
grl:ta matha tek ,drakshina de,bhog laite agge chal peeche bhut bhgt khade hain
25 September 2011 4:44:55 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

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Santa Ladki vekhan Gya,
Doven 20 minute Tak Gal karde rahe,
Ladki : veer tusi kine bhen-phran Ho?
Santa : bhene hune tak taan 3 si par hun 4 Ho Gye.
19 August 2011 10:33:23 PM UTC
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kiran sagar .
kiran sagar .

baoo baoo

ek ucha lamba kuta saadi gali wich suta
oh gwandiya di kuti ute marda ni tahi ta oh baoo baoo karda ni


;baoo baoo baoo
10 February 2011 3:01:57 AM UTC
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