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10 July 2010 11:18:15 PM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Relationship Jokes in Hindi

Relationship Jokes in Hindi is a collection of hilarious jokes in various categories like doctor-patient, father-son etc. and are nice to read.

Naukraani and maalkin funny Hindi Joke
Naukraani:-maalkin baba ne cockroach kha liya.
Maalkin:-are jaldi karo use doctor ke paas le chalo.

Naukraani:-aap tention mat lo, maine baba ko bygone pila diya.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:29:42 PM

 

Funny one liner sms
Ek beauty parlor ke bahar ek line likhi thi,"yahan se niklne wali ladkiyon ko seeti na bajaye, wo aapki daadi ho sakti hain."
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:25:45 PM

 

One Liner Hindi Joke
mandir ja, meri bhi unhi ne dhoondh kar di thi.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:27:18 PM

 

Premi premika one liner sms
Purani kahawat hai ki shaadi se pahle premi premika ka haath prem ki wajah se pakadta hai, jabki shaddi ke baad aatmraksha ke liye.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:24:41 PM

 

Funny student sms Hindi Joke
Ek medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se ek khat dekar kaha,"is khat ka jawab zaroor dena."

Classmate ne use jawab diya,"tumhara bloodgroup B positive hai."

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:25:09 PM

 

Funny Fishe Joke
Dho goldfish bowl main baat kar rahi thi:
pahli goldfish:- kyat tum bhagwan per bharosa karti ho?

Doosri goldfish :- bilkul, to tumhe kya lagta hai ,roz bowl ka paani koun change karta hai?
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:23:58 PM

 

Sharabi Joke in Hindi
Sharabi and Doctor Funny Sms
Sharabi:-Doctor ji kya aap meri sharab chuuda sakte hain?

Doctor:- haan haan ,kyon nahin.
Sharabi:- police ne meri 50 botel sharab ki pakad li hain ,jaldi se unhe chhudwa lijiye.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:24:28 PM

 

Waiter Joke Hindi
Ek customer waiter se:-waiter dekho mere soup main cockroach pada hai.
Waiter:- sorry sir,aajkal makkhiya vacation per gayi hain.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:27:33 PM

 

Teasing Jokes
Patni aur ghadi main kya antar hai?.
ghadi bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai.
aur patni bigadati hai to "SHURu" ho jati hai.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:30:22 PM

 

Saas And Bahu Jokes
Saas:-bhagwaan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di hai, chaawal se patthar nahin nikal sakti kya?

Bahu:-bhagwan ne aapko bhi to 32 daant diya hain,do char patthar chaba nahin sakti kya?
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:23:27 PM

 

Boyfriend and girlfriend SMS Joke in Hindi
Boyfriend:-kitna achcha ho yadi hamari shaadi isi saal ho jaae.

Girlfriend:- oh to kya tumhari shaadi bhi isi saal ho rahi hai?
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:24:13 PM

 

Patient and Doctor funny Joke in Hindi
Patient:-Doctor, jab bhi main chai peeta hu meri aankh main dard hone lagta ha.

Doctor:-Ab tum jab bhi chai peena , cup main se spoon bahar nikal lena.
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:23:40 PM

 

Funny women joke in Hindi
Ek mahila:- jab kabhi main apni beti ke saath nikalti hoon, to log log poochte hain kya ye chhoti bahan hai?

Doosri mahila:-achcha tumhari beti abhi se itni boodhi dikhne lagi hai?

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:26:05 PM

 

Funny Girls sms Hindi
Pahli ladki:-tumhara necklace bada kimti lag raha hai. Lagta hai kahi achchi job lag gayi hai.

Doosri ladki:-job nahin yaar, lottery lag gayi. Mujhe paise wala pati mil gaya.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:26:19 PM

 

Funny papa Beta Hindi Joke
Papa:-beta, agar mere nadi main tairne tak tum ek hi jagah baithe rahoge to main tumhe 10 rs. Dunga.

Beta:-aur papa agar aap wapas nahin aaye,to kya main ye paise mummy se le loon?
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:26:35 PM

 

Cute animal sms
Ek gadhe ne santa ko maara aur bhagne laga.
santa gadhe ke peeche use pakadne dauda. Raste main use zebra mila. Santa bola sala track suit pahan kar mujhe ullu banata hai.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:28:06 PM

 

Cute pati and patni Hindi Joke
Yadi koi pati car ka darwaaza khol kar khada ho jaye aur patni se bathane ka aagrah Karen
to yeh tay jaaniye ki ya to car nai hai ya biwi.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:28:30 PM

 

Funny bachche Hindi Joke
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, "is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha, " pata nahin."

Teacher ne kaha, "Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha "Mere pair dekho aur naam batao"
By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:29:22 PM

 

Funny sms in Hindi
Pahli padosan:-kya baat hai bahan, kal raat tum 3 ghante tak apne pati se jhagadti rahi. Jabki roz 20-25 minute hi ladti ho.

Doosri padosan:-kya bataoon bahan,aaj se ye 5 din ke tour per jaa rahe hain.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:29:57 PM

 

Funny Beta Pita sms
Beta: Papa shaadi karke jab log pareshaan hi rahte hai to shaadi kyu karte hai,

Pita: Beta akal badaam khaane se nahi tokar khaane se aati hai.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:26:47 PM

 

Hindi Writer Joke
lekhak se kisi ne poocha: janab aap buri aurto ki hi kahaniyan kyon likhte hain?
Lekhak(hairani se):-bhala achchi aurato ki koi kahani hoti hai?

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:27:01 PM

 

Patient and Doctor Hindi Joke
Patient: Doctor, mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe vampire ne kaat lya hai..

Doctor: achcha , lo ek glass paani piyo.

Patient: kya main isse thik ho jaaunga?

Doctor: nahin per isse mujhe pata chal jaaega ki tumhare gale main chhed hai ki nahin.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:27:56 PM

 

Funny Santa sms
Officer Santa:-Madam is swimming pool main nahana mana hai.
Aurat:-to aapne mujhe tab mana kyon nahin kya jab main kapde utaar rahi thi.
Officer santa:-madam kapde utarna those hi mana hai.

By (anonymous)
on 7/10/2010 11:28:17 PM

 
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vikram  adhav .
vikram adhav .

sex

Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek ra#di ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi Sexy dancer thi.
Itni zor se naachi ki sab k Lu#d tite ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne ra#di ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer.. .. kya chahiye, bol.
Agar teri kisi se dushmani ho to bhi bataa de...... uski Ga#d katwa di jayegi."
Ra#di bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunkar.
Par woh bahut hi Ga#du kism ki aurat thi(ch@du type).
Uske ga#du dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.
Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz karoon". Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut fida tha.
Woh bola, "Jo marzi maang, Jamna jaan."
Ra#di boli, "Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgaddi pe Tatti karni hai."
Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya ye ra#di BAWLI GA#D to nahin ho gayi?
Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha.... promise jo kar diya tha. Usne ra#di ko kuch aur maangne k liye kaha, par ra#di bhi bahut chaaloo cheej thi. woh nahin maani.
Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki Date dedi. Usne socha ki baad mein ra#di pe pressure dalwa k cancel karwa dega,
par wo ra#di mani hi nahii.
Jab Tatti-Day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki ga#d bahut zyaada phat gayi....
usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya. Usne Birbal se kaha ki, ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai.
Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use ga#d hi marwani kyu na pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega.
Akbar bhi nishchint ho gaya. Finally Tatti-Day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
Akbar ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah ra#di ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara.
Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe hagne ka intezam kijiye."
Akbar ne phatti ga#d k saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to ga#d pakad k hansi hans raha tha.
Birbal apni seat se khada hua aur bola, "Jamnabai, tumne
17 May 2012 1:00:23 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .
akbar birbal aur sex

akbar birbal aur sex

Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek ra#di ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi Sexy dancer thi.
Itni zor se naachi ki sab k Lu#d tite ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne ra#di ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer.. .. kya chahiye, bol.
Agar teri kisi se dushmani ho to bhi bataa de...... uski Ga#d katwa di jayegi."
Ra#di bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunkar.
Par woh bahut hi Ga#du kism ki aurat thi(ch@du type).
Uske ga#du dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.
Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz karoon". Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut fida tha.
Woh bola, "Jo marzi maang, Jamna jaan."
Ra#di boli, "Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgaddi pe Tatti karni hai."
Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya ye ra#di BAWLI GA#D to nahin ho gayi?
Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha.... promise jo kar diya tha. Usne ra#di ko kuch aur maangne k liye kaha, par ra#di bhi bahut chaaloo cheej thi. woh nahin maani.
Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki Date dedi. Usne socha ki baad mein ra#di pe pressure dalwa k cancel karwa dega,
par wo ra#di mani hi nahii.
Jab Tatti-Day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki ga#d bahut zyaada phat gayi....
usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya. Usne Birbal se kaha ki, ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai.
Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use ga#d hi marwani kyu na pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega.
Akbar bhi nishchint ho gaya. Finally Tatti-Day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
Akbar ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah ra#di ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara.
Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe hagne ka intezam kijiye."
Akbar ne phatti ga#d k saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to ga#d pakad k hansi hans raha tha.
Birbal apni seat se khada hua aur bola, "Jamnabai, tumne
17 May 2012 12:58:45 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

sardar ji

ek tondu sardar ji bus main ja rahe the unke age khade admi ne kaha ki are dhaka kyun de rahe ho tu tondu sardar ji bole sans bhi na loon kya???
14 March 2012 10:04:01 PM UTC
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vishal .
vishal .

desi uncle chale vidasi banne

desi uncle raste se ja rahe thai
samne se vidasi ladka aapna bail le ke aa raha tha acchana desi uncle us ke bail se taakar kha ke gir pada.
vadasi ladka - what is this?
desi uncle - cow's husband maring singda tuting tungra so i am langada
23 January 2012 9:44:58 AM UTC
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arun .
arun .

teacher sms

ek bar school main teacher ne class main bola ke kal test hai to sabi ko yaad kar ke aana hai.
agle din teacher ne ek ladke ko uthaya or ans bolne ke leye kha or ladke ne ans dar dar kar pura ans bol deya .
fer dusre ko uthake pucha usne nahi bol paya ans par teacher ne bola ke kuch bhi bolo par bolo to ladke ne jabab deya ke teacher je aap baut sexy hai.
20 January 2012 7:39:13 AM UTC
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`priya .
`priya .

sex

aaj meri chut me 10 fit land chala
19 January 2012 8:40:19 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .
rtretete

rtretete

werweere
Mahesh Gire(Ranjangaon Ganpati) .
Mahesh Gire(Ranjangaon Ganpati) .

Dada kondke

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyachemara thi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI
16 December 2011 11:51:50 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

girl and boy

Girl : Kya kar rahe ho ?

Kirru : Makhiyaan maar raha hoon :P

Girl : Kitni maari ?

Kirru : 2 male and 3 female

Girl : Tumko kaise pata ki woh male hai ya female ?

Kirru : 2 cigarette se chipki hui thi aur 3 phone se :P :P
arshik .
arshik .
sas and bahu jokes

sas and bahu jokes

saas- bhagwan ne tumhe ankhe di hi, chawaal se pattr nahi nikal sakti?
bahu-bhagwan ne apko bhi 32 daant diya hain,do chaar phattar chaba nahi sakti?
03 October 2011 12:00:27 AM UTC
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jalebi bai .
jalebi bai .
Funny one liner sms

Funny one liner sms

it is nice i think these jokes is for those people who have no any work.
for your kind information these jokes are too much bad.cheap
okay
16 September 2011 1:42:33 AM UTC
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simi .
simi .

saas and bahu jokes,hindi writer jokes

very nice and laughative jokes are these
both.