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vikram  adhav .
vikram adhav .

sex

Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek ra#di ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi Sexy dancer thi.
Itni zor se naachi ki sab k Lu#d tite ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne ra#di ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer.. .. kya chahiye, bol.
Agar teri kisi se dushmani ho to bhi bataa de...... uski Ga#d katwa di jayegi."
Ra#di bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunkar.
Par woh bahut hi Ga#du kism ki aurat thi(ch@du type).
Uske ga#du dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.
Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz karoon". Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut fida tha.
Woh bola, "Jo marzi maang, Jamna jaan."
Ra#di boli, "Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgaddi pe Tatti karni hai."
Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya ye ra#di BAWLI GA#D to nahin ho gayi?
Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha.... promise jo kar diya tha. Usne ra#di ko kuch aur maangne k liye kaha, par ra#di bhi bahut chaaloo cheej thi. woh nahin maani.
Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki Date dedi. Usne socha ki baad mein ra#di pe pressure dalwa k cancel karwa dega,
par wo ra#di mani hi nahii.
Jab Tatti-Day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki ga#d bahut zyaada phat gayi....
usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya. Usne Birbal se kaha ki, ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai.
Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use ga#d hi marwani kyu na pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega.
Akbar bhi nishchint ho gaya. Finally Tatti-Day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
Akbar ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah ra#di ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara.
Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe hagne ka intezam kijiye."
Akbar ne phatti ga#d k saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to ga#d pakad k hansi hans raha tha.
Birbal apni seat se khada hua aur bola, "Jamnabai, tumne
17 May 2012 1:00:23 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .
akbar birbal aur sex

akbar birbal aur sex

Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek ra#di ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi Sexy dancer thi.
Itni zor se naachi ki sab k Lu#d tite ho gaye. Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne ra#di ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer.. .. kya chahiye, bol.
Agar teri kisi se dushmani ho to bhi bataa de...... uski Ga#d katwa di jayegi."
Ra#di bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunkar.
Par woh bahut hi Ga#du kism ki aurat thi(ch@du type).
Uske ga#du dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.
Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz karoon". Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut fida tha.
Woh bola, "Jo marzi maang, Jamna jaan."
Ra#di boli, "Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgaddi pe Tatti karni hai."
Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya ye ra#di BAWLI GA#D to nahin ho gayi?
Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha.... promise jo kar diya tha. Usne ra#di ko kuch aur maangne k liye kaha, par ra#di bhi bahut chaaloo cheej thi. woh nahin maani.
Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki Date dedi. Usne socha ki baad mein ra#di pe pressure dalwa k cancel karwa dega,
par wo ra#di mani hi nahii.
Jab Tatti-Day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki ga#d bahut zyaada phat gayi....
usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya. Usne Birbal se kaha ki, ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai.
Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use ga#d hi marwani kyu na pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega.
Akbar bhi nishchint ho gaya. Finally Tatti-Day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
Akbar ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah ra#di ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara.
Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe hagne ka intezam kijiye."
Akbar ne phatti ga#d k saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to ga#d pakad k hansi hans raha tha.
Birbal apni seat se khada hua aur bola, "Jamnabai, tumne
17 May 2012 12:58:45 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

sardar ji

ek tondu sardar ji bus main ja rahe the unke age khade admi ne kaha ki are dhaka kyun de rahe ho tu tondu sardar ji bole sans bhi na loon kya???
14 March 2012 10:04:01 PM UTC
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vishal .
vishal .

desi uncle chale vidasi banne

desi uncle raste se ja rahe thai
samne se vidasi ladka aapna bail le ke aa raha tha acchana desi uncle us ke bail se taakar kha ke gir pada.
vadasi ladka - what is this?
desi uncle - cow's husband maring singda tuting tungra so i am langada
23 January 2012 9:44:58 AM UTC
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arun .
arun .

teacher sms

ek bar school main teacher ne class main bola ke kal test hai to sabi ko yaad kar ke aana hai.
agle din teacher ne ek ladke ko uthaya or ans bolne ke leye kha or ladke ne ans dar dar kar pura ans bol deya .
fer dusre ko uthake pucha usne nahi bol paya ans par teacher ne bola ke kuch bhi bolo par bolo to ladke ne jabab deya ke teacher je aap baut sexy hai.
20 January 2012 7:39:13 AM UTC
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`priya .
`priya .

sex

aaj meri chut me 10 fit land chala
19 January 2012 8:40:19 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .
rtretete

rtretete

werweere
Mahesh Gire(Ranjangaon Ganpati) .
Mahesh Gire(Ranjangaon Ganpati) .

Dada kondke

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyachemara thi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI
16 December 2011 11:51:50 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

girl and boy

Girl : Kya kar rahe ho ?

Kirru : Makhiyaan maar raha hoon :P

Girl : Kitni maari ?

Kirru : 2 male and 3 female

Girl : Tumko kaise pata ki woh male hai ya female ?

Kirru : 2 cigarette se chipki hui thi aur 3 phone se :P :P
arshik .
arshik .
sas and bahu jokes

sas and bahu jokes

saas- bhagwan ne tumhe ankhe di hi, chawaal se pattr nahi nikal sakti?
bahu-bhagwan ne apko bhi 32 daant diya hain,do chaar phattar chaba nahi sakti?
03 October 2011 12:00:27 AM UTC
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jalebi bai .
jalebi bai .
Funny one liner sms

Funny one liner sms

it is nice i think these jokes is for those people who have no any work.
for your kind information these jokes are too much bad.cheap
okay
16 September 2011 1:42:33 AM UTC
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simi .
simi .

saas and bahu jokes,hindi writer jokes

very nice and laughative jokes are these
both.