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11 July 2010 7:44:01 AM UTC in Bengali Jokes and SMS

Santa Banta Jokes in Bengali

Santa Banta Jokes in Bengali is a collection of jokes about the funny duo who talk and act like dumb and dumber.

Santa Banta Jokes in Bengali
banta:bolotp, dim age ase na murgi age?
santa:are eto ajob kotha!
jeta age order korbe setai to age asbe!!


santa ekdin atm theke taka tulchilo.
banta santar password dekhe fello
banta:tomar password ami dekhe nilam.it's 1***
santa:na tumi bhul dekhechho.. ota 1097.


ekdin santa er chhele ekta form fill up korchilo.
son:baba, mother tongue er jaygay te ki likhbo?
santa:lekho, very long..!


ekdin ek chinese hospital e sue chhilo,
snat giye tar sathe dekha korlo.
chinese ta bollo:"cho chin moo wang chang"
erpor ei se amar gelo.
santa er meaning jante china te gelo.
er meaning chhilo:
idiot! oxygen pipe theke pa ta sorao!!


ekdin ek mohila santa ke call kore door bell sarate daklo.
santa 4 din poreo na ele,
mohila abar call korlo santa ke.
santa bollo:ami last 4 din dhore roj apnar bari giye bell bajai,kintu kew dorja i khole na!!
By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 7:44:43 AM

 

Hilarious Santa Banta Jokes in Bengali
Ekdin raate santa moshar jalay ghumote parchhilo na!

Seshe rege giye santa bish kheye niye sue porlo,

Bollo:”ne ebar koto khabi kha, khabi aar morbi!!”



Santa ar banta titanic e chhilo.

Jokhon titanic dubchhe…santa bollo:

“ekhan theke mati kotodure?”

Banta:”1 kilometer.”

Santa jole jhaap diye jigges korlo:”kondike?”

Banta:”nicher dike.”




By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 8:08:32 AM

 

Santa Banta Funny Jokes in Bengali
santa:amake ekjon bollo, cable naki nachhader jonno kharap!
tai ami cable sorie dilam.
banta:bah! bhalo korechho.
santa:ami ekhon tar jayga te dish lagiechhi.


santa ekdin sapno dekhlo je oke kew khun korchhe!
pordin sokale uthei santa nijerbank account close kore dilo..
karon bank er slogan chhilo:
"apnar sopno ke sotty kore"



santa er barite chor dhuklo.
chor kitchen e giye santa er banano cake khete laglo.
santa nijew wife ke jigges korlo:
"ki korbo ekhon?
police ke dakbo naki ambulance?"


american:amader desh e to biye email koreo hoy!
santa:na, amader deshe sudhu female er sathei biye hoy


ek astronomer ekdin durbin diye akash dekhchhilo.
santa singh abar take dekhchhilo!
kichhukkhon por ekta ulkapat holo.
santa bole uthlo:bah! bah!darun shot!!
By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 7:45:27 AM

 

Santa Banta Jokes in Bengali
banta:tomar biye, tarpor bachha esob byapare ki mot?
santa:dekho bhai, ami konodin biye korbo na..
aar amar bachhader keo ami ei ek i advice debo..


santa ekta petrol pump e gelo,
sekhane lekha chhilo:
"ekhane mobile use korben na".
santa nijer mobile theke sobaike call kore bollo:
amay ekhon kew call korona.


ekdin santa er chhele bollo: baba amay ekta butterfly ene debe?
santa bollo:haan baba! nischoy debo.
ei bole se ekta butter er tukro niye elo, ar otake janal diye fele dilo niche..
santa:ei dekho baba, butterfly!!


santa ek doctor ke call korlo:
doctor, amar wife pregnant. or ekhon khub pain hochhe.
dcotor:eta ki onar prothom bachha?
santa:na, ami onar husband bolchhi!!


santa notun kaaj e join korlo.
prothom din se onek deri obdhi kaaj korchilo nijer computer e bose.
boss khushi hoye bollen:
"etokkhon ki ki korle tumi?"
santa:"sir, keyboard er alphabet gulo order e chhilo na tai ami oguloke thik korchilam."
By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 7:47:10 AM

 

Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Bengali
teacher: jodi 1000 kg==1 ton hoy
tahole 3000 kg= koto?
santa:ton! ton! ton!


salesman:ei computer apnar workload 50% komiye debe!
santa:bah! darun!
tahole ami 2to computer kinte chai!! :P


banta 1t factory khullo.
sekhane notice lagano holo:
"only married men are allowed to work here"
santa jigges korlo:bhai, erokom rule keno?
banta bollo:karon ekmatro married lokerai obidient hoy!



santa tar notun bou ke bollo:
ekhon to amra married.
tumi amar olpo income e chalate parbe to?
wife:haan dear! keno parbo na!
kintu tumi ki kore chalabe tahole!!



santa er 20 bochhor por ekta bachha holo.
santa ete udaas hoye porlo!
banta:bondhu tumi udaas keno!?
santa:20 bochhor por ekta bachha holo, tao ei tuku!!
By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 7:46:36 AM

 

Hilarious Santa Banta Bengali Jokes
ekdin santa rasta e ekta khub sundor meyeke dekhlo!
santa nijeke samlate na pere meyetake giye kiss kore boslo!
meyeta santa ke ekta thappad mere bollo:"ki korchho tumi?"
santa:"b.com final year"


judge:apnake keno arrest kora hoechhe?
santa:sir,ami shopping onek age korchilam.
judge:er jonno ki kore apnake arrest kora jete pare!
eta to kono crime noi!
santa:sir,ami dokan kholar agei shopping korchilam.

ekdin teacher class er sobaike
ekta cricket match er opor essay likhte bollen.
sobai khub mon diye likhchilo,
sudhu eka santa chupchap bose chhilo.
teacher:ki holo? tomar lekha hoye gechhe?
santa:yes mam.
teacher:show me.
snat likhechilo:
"no match due to rain."


prof:barium er sing?
santa:Ba
prof:sodium er sign?
santa:Na.
prof:ek anu barium ar 2 anu sodium e ki pawa jabe?
santa:sir BaNaNa...


employer:ei kaajer jonno amader dorkar kono responsible lok
santa:sir, ami ei kaajer jonno upojukto.
aamar ager job e jokhon i kono gondogol hoto,
sobai bolto ami i naki responsible!


santa roj bhogoban er kachhe prayer lpre:
"hey bhogoan ekbar sudhu amay lottery lagiye dao plz"
10 din por bhogoban birokto hoye santa ke dekha dilen:
"buddhu kothakar! ekta lottery er tocket to keno age!!"

By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 7:48:06 AM

 

Santa Banta Joke ni Bengali
Ekdin rasta die jaawar somoy ek gorte santa pore jay.

Banta:tumi thik achho to?kichhu bhangeni to?

Santa: na, gorte bhangar moto kichhu chhilo na..
By (anonymous)
on 7/11/2010 8:07:23 AM

 

Santa Banta Jokes in Bengali
Ekdin rasta die jaawar somoy ek gorte santa pore jay.

Banta:tumi thik achho to?kichhu bhangeni to?

Santa: na, gorte bhangar moto kichhu chhilo na..


Santa:achha ami jokhon tomar sathe jhogra kori, tumi chup kore thako. Nijeke eto control koro ki kore?!!

Jasmeet:amar raag hole ami toilet saaf korte chole jai!

Santa:tate ki laav hoy?

Jasmeet:ami tomar toothbrush diye saaf kori…:P




Santa:kal janis amay 10 jon mele petalo!

Banta: jah! Tui kichhu bolli na?!

Santa:ami bollam ,”sala, ek ek kore aye sob kota ke dekhe nebo!

Banta: tarpor?

Santa: abar ki! Ora sobai ek ek kore ese amay abar petalo!



Santa:apnar car er naam ki?

Woman: thik mone nei, but ‘T’ diye suru hoy.

Santa: bah! darun car to apnar!

apnar car tea diye chole!

Amar ta to sudhu petrol ei chole!:O

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on 7/11/2010 8:08:02 AM

 
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santa:are eto ajob kotha!
jeta age order korbe setai to age asbe!!
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