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26 December 2009 5:29:15 AM UTC in Hindi Jokes and Shayari

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi is a mega collection of the funniest, silliest and most hilarious jokes of the bumbling duo. These are crazy, silly, idiotic and yet funny to read and enjoy.

Santa Banta
Santa:
Yaar sunna hai ke  teri Bibi ghar chor ka  bhag gai?
or tuna ak larki ko sadi karli----
Isa ab Tera kya kehna hy?
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Banta:
Bas yaar kya kaho
“A to hona hi tha ”
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 5:30:12 AM

 

Santa Banta
·  A to hona hi tha
Santa:
Yaar sunna hai ke  teri Bibi ghar chor ka  bhag gai?
or tuna ak larki ko sadi karli----
Isa ab Tera kya kehna hy?
.
.
Banta:
Bas yaar kya kaho
'A to hona hi tha'
 
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 5:30:27 AM

 

Santa Banta Papa Joke
Santa: Yaar Tumne college Ana Q Chhor Diya?

Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
papa  Kehta hai Ke
ak Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 5:29:29 AM

 

Santa Banta
A to hona hi tha
Santa:
Yaar sunna hai ke  teri Bibi ghar chor ka  bhag gai?
or tuna ak larki ko sadi karli----
Isa ab Tera kya kehna hy?
.
.
Banta:
Bas yaar kya kaho
“A to hona hi tha”
By (anonymous)
on 12/26/2009 5:29:50 AM

 

Santa reeee Joke
ek bus accident hua
banta:haye mera paoon
santa :chilla kyun raha hai dekh vo mar gaya hai phirbhi chup-chap leta hai
By (anonymous)
on 3/13/2010 7:20:26 AM

 
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(anonymous) .
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Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa:kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he
22 November 2012 2:36:25 PM UTC
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raza .
raza .

santa joke

santa-papa ye mera matric mark sheet hai.
papa-gusse main mujhe pata tha tu fail ho jayega kam bakhat mere paise ku pani main daal diya.tujhe sharm ani chahiye. dekh hamare padosh main rahne wali rina oh matric kitna achha result lai hai magar tu.....
santa-usi ku to din raat dekha karta tha
11 November 2012 5:25:48 PM UTC
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SUNIL MEENA .
SUNIL MEENA .

tiger se samna

ek bar santa ka interview ho raha tha to
santa ne kaha ki mera samna ek bar tiger se ho gya.
banta:fir kya huwa
santa:to mai uski tarf age chala wo meri or
banta:fir
santa:fir kya tha mine himmet se remote uthya or tv ka channle adal diya
08 November 2012 4:29:46 AM UTC
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s.k.meena .
s.k.meena .
baap ne mara

baap ne mara

ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha to uske dost ne pucha kya hua.
ladka:yaar mere papa ne muje mara
dost:kyo
ladka:maine to sirf yahi kha kamieny film dekhne chale papa.
08 November 2012 4:12:27 AM UTC
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saskhi .
saskhi .

girl and boy

both fall in love
ek din ladhki ne ladke ko phone kiya aur pucha-tum kaha hu janu
ladka-bank me
ladki -achi baat hai tu mujhe 3000 rs chayi hai tu la dena mujhe make-up aur hairstuyle kar vani hai
ladha- janu mera matlab bank of river(nadi ke kenare.)
07 November 2012 2:32:29 PM UTC
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sakshi .
sakshi .

kuttu ke nam

agar tv pe kuttu ke agar channel hote to serials ke naam kuch aise hote-
yaha mai ghar ghar bonki
iss kutte ko kya naam du
ye kutta kya kehlata hai
ek hazaroon mai meri kuttiya hai
afsar kuttiya
kaath khana kuttiya
07 November 2012 2:27:41 PM UTC
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rani .
rani .

santa ki bakri

ek bar Santa bus me ja raha tha tu usne apni bakri ko bhi bus me chada liya
tu conductor-bus me bakri allowed nahi hai
tu santa nai apni bakri ko sari pehne ke bus me chadaya aur conductor se kaha-ye meri nani hai inki peet kubad hai.
fir rasate me bakri poti kr deti hai tu bakri ke pas beta hua insan kehta hai santa sai-apki nani ki rudraksh ki mala ghir gayi hai.
07 November 2012 2:20:22 PM UTC
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ashish .
ashish .

teri ma ki chu....................

santa=mere ko apne baap ka nam roshan karna h..

banta=abe to apne baap ka nam roshan rakh de na

Apne aap hi ROSHAN ho jaye ga...
22 October 2012 6:42:22 AM UTC
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deepanshu singhal .
deepanshu singhal .

full form of girl

G-ghost
I-in
R-real
L-life
17 October 2012 10:44:01 AM UTC
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deepanshu singhal .
deepanshu singhal .

santa banta

sant:yaar banta tujhe yein chota medel kyu mila
banta:gana gane kein liya
santa:or yein bade wala
banta:gana band karnein kein liye
17 October 2012 10:41:19 AM UTC
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sagar udasi .
sagar udasi .

full form of maths

M_eri
A_atma
T_hujhe
H_amesha
S_atayegi