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Santa te banta jungle to ja rhe si,
achanak ik sher samno aa gya,
santa : chal isde naal ladde hai,
banta : oye kuch taan laaz kar eh ik(1) te asi 2.

Santa Banta Joke

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri
wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

shukr hai pair ni wajea.

ik war santa road te ja reha c.raste wich usne ik hari jehi cheez wakhi.sant ne us wich ungle(finger) lgai techat k bolea"o ho....eh tan gobar c,shukr hai mera is wich pair ni wajea.

sartazz niki je kudi song

asi gai mander te kol jeep c,
othe jlabiann tha lagia hoea lager c,
koi batha sunda c babe di gall nu,
koi batha dekhda c bibean vall nu,
sartazz ne chuk jlabiann lako liyan,
bibean ne kut kut ohde to kho liyan,
ena kush hoeaa kam khrab ho gai,
pher sartazz chup chap ho gya.

kiss

ik var ik kudi apne boyfriend nu kendi hai darling ik ice-cream tan lai do ladka lai k aunda hai kudi khan lagdi hai tan ladka kenda hai k meinu v kuch de pher kudi kendi hai..."u want kiss na..." ladka kenda adhi ice cream de bhukhiye.....

banta madam joke

Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..

Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple

Banta – ok madam…. A for apple.



B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.

H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple

V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..

beta papa joke

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.



Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

funny joke

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…



2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai

sharabi joke

santa in drink- 1 passe lete k gane ga rea c suddenlu osne dusra passe muh kar lea.
banta in drink- ki hoya?
santa- cassete di 1 side khatam ho gi c hun duji shuru hoi eeee.

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comedy jokes

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jokes

ik na ladka apne papa da naam ik 2000vat bulb te likh riha hoonda hai banta aanda hai te kehnda hai tum kya kar rahe ho voh kehta hai ki aapne papa da naam roshan kar reha haan.

santa banta doctor joke

santa(patient):meri bimari ki hai.
banta(doctor):tainu eh lal goli bahut sare pani nal sver nu laine hai,eh nele goli bahut sare pani nal dupahr nu laine hai te eh hari goli bahut sare pani nal raat nu laine hai.
santa:sahi - sahi daso mainu ki bimari hai.
banta:tu pani ghat peena hai.