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jugraj  .
jugraj .

santa banta punjabi jokes

santa:cycil te jande hoye 1 kudi nu taker mar dinda hai,
kudi:ghanti nahi mari jandi,
santa:kudiya pagal lagdi hai,eni vadi cycil mar diti hun ghanti alag toh maran ki?

jugraj  .
jugraj .

funny santa banta punjabi jokes

santa:dunail le darwaja te khadiya si,
banta:tu ethe kyun khadiya hai,
santa:sher da shikar karan jana hai,
banta: te ja pher?
santa:kivan javan buhe mure kutta khadiya hai
11 December 2011 10:08:39 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

a child selling kaccha

one day a child was selling kacchas
child:kaccha lelo,kaccha lelo
then an aunty came and slapped the child and said kaccha nahi kehande , underwear
next the child rembered nothing and said "chittar tehe paon vale lefafe lelo"
27 November 2011 3:09:08 AM UTC
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Rishabh Arora .
Rishabh Arora .

teacher to children

teacher : Tell me where is the Himalayas ?
Afnan (child): i don't know sir
teacher:stand up on your desk.
Afnan (child):sorry sir,but why sir
teacher:i said stand up?
Afnan (child): OK , but i still Kant see the Himalayas.
02 November 2011 3:26:35 AM UTC
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magan .
magan .
funny  Santa Banta Punjabi joke

funny Santa Banta Punjabi joke

santa bante nu:oye motercycle ehne tej na cla
banta:kyo?
santa:kyoki aaj mera FAST hai........
24 October 2011 7:23:22 AM UTC
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Hunny Sohanpal .
Hunny Sohanpal .

Santa Banta Funny Joke

Santa:O yaar hun meri kudi jawaan ho gyi hai.main ki kran?
Banta:Krna ki e ohnu Border te bhej de saanu jawaanan di bdi lor hai.
25 September 2011 2:00:22 AM UTC
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s .
s .

ki pata

ਟਾਹਣੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਤਾਂ ਤੋੜ ਕੇ ਸੁੱਟ ਦਿੰਦੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਦਿਲ ਚ ਸਮਾ ਗਏ ਕਿੰਜ ਕਢੀਏ,,ਰਿਸ਼ਤਾ ਦਿਲਾਂ ਦਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਤਾਂ ਗਲ ਵਖ ਸੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਸਾਂਝ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਪਾ ਗਏ ਕਿੰਜ ਛੱਡੀਏ,,"
SANDEEP .
SANDEEP .
SANDEEP DA COMPUTER

SANDEEP DA COMPUTER

SANDEEP TO PAPA:- PAPA MERE COMPUTER TE TIGER LAGS DI NVI FILM AYI HAI
PAPA:- OYE TU SARA DIN JANVARA DIYA LATTA LYA KI COMPUTER TE PAEI JADA HAI
27 August 2011 10:01:02 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

desiiiiiiii

Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm
dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath
rehlungi
Girl:or agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN
k sath rehlunga
23 August 2011 5:35:33 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

bhai-jaan

Ek muslim ladki exam me hindu ladke se boli:-
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Excause me ''BHAI JAAN''
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Ladka bola:- arey confuse kyun karti ho yaa to bhai bol ya jaan.
Jyoti .
Jyoti .

Funy joke

Santa Banta Bhikari Joke
Bhikari: sir mainu 6 Rs de do.
Santa : 6 Q ?
Bhikari: chaye pini hai!
Santa : chaye taan rs 3 di hai.
Beggar : 1 meri girlfrnd lyi!
Santa : oye tu girlfrnd v bnayi hai?
bhikari: nhi sir, girlfrnd ne mainu bhikari bnaya hai.