04 December 2009 11:29:35 AM UTC in Jokes

School Jokes

School Jokes bring back funny and fond memory of the school days as well as the good times in school with classmates, teachers and funny students. School Jokes is a collection of a few jokes about professors, schools, exams and angry teachers.

School Jokes
“Children, what is wood used for?”, asks the teacher
“They make trees out of it!”

A teacher tells the children:
“Kids, today we will witness a full sun eclipse. Watch it closely”
“What channel are they broadcasting it on?”

The teacher asks Jim:
“Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
“I don’t has a pencil”
“Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: {I don’t have a pencil, he doesn’t have a pencil, we don’t have a pencil}”
“Who stole all the pencils then?”
By (anonymous)
on 10/4/2011 8:24:06 AM


Grammar Teacher: Sam, can you tell me any 2 pronouns?
Sam: Who, me?
Teacher: Good answer Sam.

Question: What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer: A table.
Question: Which tables don't have legs?
Answer: Multiplication Tables

Math Teacher: Can anyone tell me the number of sides in a rectangular box?
Student: Two sides miss, inside and outside.
Dad: Why have your marks gone down very low in this exam son?
Son: Because they change my friend John to the
next classroom.
By (anonymous)
on 10/4/2011 8:24:37 AM


Professor and Teacher Jokes
The professor asks the student:
“Can you tell me how much is an eight of a third?”
“I can’t exactly tell, but it can’t be that much!”

A new teacher tries to teach psychology to children. She enters the classroom saying:
“Whoever thinks he is stupid, please stand up!”
After a few seconds a student stands up. The teacher addresses the little boy:
“Why do you think you are stupid?”
“I am not stupid, miss, but I felt weird because you were the only one standing!
By (anonymous)
on 10/4/2011 8:23:17 AM


Amusing Students
Bring your father to school day came, and every kid brought his dad except Billy. After every dad had its speech, the teacher asks the kid:
“Billy, what does your father do? Why is he not here?”
“ He’s at an interview for a job at the FBI!”
“Wow that’s great! What will his job be?”
“I don’t know. When they took him last night they told my mother they’re bringing him in for questioning”

In the first day of school, the teacher wanted to see if kids know how to count to 14. When she gets to Jerry, the kid gets up and starts:
“Well....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, ace, jack, queen, king”

The teacher writes on the table “2-2=”
“Billy, could you tell me the result?”
“Yes it’s easy, It’s a draw”
By (anonymous)
on 10/4/2011 8:23:37 AM


Amusing School Jokes Collection
VIP: Sorry, I cannot attend your college annual day function. I have a sore throat and hence I cannot speak.
Student Secretary: Don't worry sir, that's why we invited you.

English Teacher: Sam, form a sentence using the word aftermath.
Sam: We feel sleepy aftermath class.
By (anonymous)
on 10/4/2011 8:26:07 AM


Computer School Joke
Teacher: Spell the word CAT.
Student: C, A, T enter
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:31:00 AM


Exam Joke
Two students are talking:
Student 1: I have good news. The teacher said the exams will go on even if it rains or shines.
Student 2: what is so great about it?
Student 1: It’s snowing.
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:33:24 AM


School Joke
John was absent yesterday so the teacher said,
'John, you missed school yesterday, right?'

John: Not much Sir. I was busy in the playground.
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:32:21 AM


School Joke
A teacher saw one of his students is sleeping in the class. He said to another student to wake him up.

Another student: Sir, you put him to sleep, so you better wake him up.
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:30:11 AM


Hilarious Student Joke
A phone call came to a school.

Caller: My daughter can’t come to school today.

School Secretary: Alright, but what’s the relation between you and the student?

Caller: This is my mother speaking.
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:32:00 AM


Silly Student School Joke
Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water?

Student: Any vegetable.

Teacher: How?

Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:33:55 AM


Funny School Joke
The teacher shouted angrily,
'If you think you are an idiot then stand up, now!'

After some moment, no one moved. Only a student said, 'Sir, you are the only one who is standing.'
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:30:46 AM


Maths Teacher;
Dai 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna sollungada?

Student: Teacher.
18 na nalla vayasu ponnu.
81 na nalla vayasaana ponnunga teacher.


By Jojobaibey
on 12/13/2009 12:54:27 AM


Maths School Joke
Teacher: You add 9 oranges to 4 oranges, what do you get?
Student: A math problem.
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:31:19 AM


Funny Student
Teacher: 2 girls are dancing; Change this sentence into exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW!!
By (anonymous)
on 12/4/2009 11:34:11 AM




Lexy .
Lexy .

Question Tag

During recess, joe and sam were playing when sam accidentally kicked joe hard on his leg... joe went to report to his teacher..
joe: Please teacher sam has "boot" me..
sam (attempting to deny it): eeeiii.. "boot I ??"
joe: you lair!!... "bootn't you???..."

28 September 2012 4:10:41 PM UTC
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Srushti  .
Srushti .
School Jokes

School Jokes

It is so funny.
27 September 2012 1:03:24 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Funny lols

What did one studen say to the other . I hate u lol !!
15 September 2012 9:54:43 AM UTC
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Prachit .
Prachit .


A boy asks his friend = where do you live ?
friend = in the house :D !
boy = where is your house ?
friend = :P side of my neighbors house !
boy = >_< where is your neighbors house ?
friend = :D :D :P ^_^ side of my house !
HoneyPearl .
HoneyPearl .


I'm lllllllolllling!!!!
17 August 2012 4:29:24 AM UTC
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leonelNonoi .
leonelNonoi .

Horse and Grass

Cikgu : What are you drawing Abu. why aren't you draw anything?
Murid : I drew a horse eating grass Cikgu...
Cikgu : where are the grass?
Murid : already finished eaten by the horse, Cikgu.
Cikgu : then where is the horse?
Murid : already gone, Cikgu! if the grass is already finished there.. why should he stay longer?
Cikgu : -.-'
Alice .
Alice .

School joke

Teacher - What is "Maths" ??
Student - "Meri Athma Tughe Hamesha Sataegi"..........
09 August 2012 7:55:05 PM UTC
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unknown .
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teacher:joke sunao
06 August 2012 7:41:11 AM UTC
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Vaibhavkumar kagne .
Vaibhavkumar kagne .

school joke

Teacher:What is your favourite dish
Student:My favourite dish is "TATA SKY"
06 August 2012 3:46:14 AM UTC
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tanishka rastogi  .
tanishka rastogi .

an american man came india to learn how to speak hindi

An American man came india to learn hindi so on the way he lisiened a man saying "mene kiya" so he copy downs it in his diary secondly he lisiened "manoranjan ke liye kiya"so he copy down this also in his diary thirdly he lisiened "chalo chalo maza aaye ga" he copy that also on the way a murder took place so the police was shouting the who did this murder so he said mene kiya police: kyun kiya man:manoranjan ke liye kiya police:chalo police station man:chalo chalo maza aye ga................

05 August 2012 1:58:56 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .


what did the lawyer name his daughter
25 July 2012 10:51:48 PM UTC
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