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mothers visitor: i came to visit jake reseptinist: are you relaited to him? visitor: yes my mom and his mom ware both mothers
maths joke Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life. Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.
why no homework Teacher:you have no homework today! Student:wat kind of sick joke is this by the way...YAY no homework!
TAXI 3 drunk men entered a taxi: Driver:switched on a car and switched it off. man1:payed the fare and got out man2:we already reached? man3:slapped the driver."next time dont drive that fast,ur going to kill us"
full form of class teacher : what is the full form of class? student ; c-come l-late a-and s-sleep s-silently
father and son jokes son:dad,who invented zero father:aryabhatta ,but why are you asking me. son;because if he had not invented zero ,I would not get zero in my exams
funny student teacher- tum bade hoker kya karoge student- shadi t-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge s-dulha t-oh, i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge s- dulhan t- idiot mera matlab bade hoker mummy papa ke liye kya karoge s- bahu laaunga t-stupid, tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai s- pota t-he bagwan,tumhari jindagi ka kya maksad hai s-ham do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho
lol Teacher:look the maths is simple if I have 5 bottles of liquor in one hand and 6 bottles in another what do I have? Student:a drinking problem? Teacher:no the answer is eleven bottles!! Eleven!!! Student:that's stilla lot you should maybe look into counselling
funny joke teacher : tell me one sentence of active voice and then convert it into passive voice. student : active voice - tere mast mast 2 nain mere dil ka le gai chain passive voice - mere dil ka le gaye chain tere mas mast 2 nain
Funny chemistry teacher chemistry teacher to a student:why are u looking out of the window and seeing that monkey while i'm standing here...
Haa One day Teacher:If you have 5 rupees in your pocket and if you asked your father for another 5 rupees what will he give you? Tintu:5 rupees Teacher:Why only 5 rupees Tintu:My father will say "I will not give you anything!!!!
farmers jokes A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help. Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders. Well, it so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction. The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the other car, but unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road. The tourist winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs and a broken arm and leg and is obviously in extreme pain. The farm animals are all messed up very badly and the farmer, although remaining inside the vehicle, still suffers cuts and scrapes. The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals. The chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move. "These chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these chickens anymore!" bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and loads his shotgun and blows away the chickens. Next, he sees the pigs and they are all lame and bleeding profusely. "These pigs are all worthless now! I'll get nothing for them!" yells the farmer. With great rage, the farmer reloads his shotgun and blows away the pigs. The farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their wool is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and with that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the sheep. Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great h
maths joke Teacher-If John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45 candy bars,then what does john have? Student-john has diabates.