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janitor!!!!!!! Student: Teacher I need to use the bathroom! Teacher: Alright but say your A B C's first. Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O .... Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teacher: Umm you forgot the P. Student: No I didn't its running down my leg! Teacher: Janitor!!!
Funny Joke..! BOY:-I luv u. GAL:-Bhok maat. BOY:-I cant live widout u. GAL:-Bhok mat. BOY:-Marry me. GAL:-Bhok maat. BOY:-I will gve u a diamond ring. GAL:-Sacchi. BOY:-Bhok maat.
mather chod ke aulad bhenchot mather chod:why did u fucked your mother bhenchot:because i am mather chod
Funny Math Joke Teacher: If i have 3 bottles in one hand and 4 bottles in the other, what do i have? Student: A drinking problem
be an engineer A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"..!! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
Mathis joke Teacher:I have 6 bottles in this hand and 6 in my other hand, what have I got ? Student: a drinking problem!
Dumb Joke Student:Miss,would i get in trouble for sumthin i aint dun? Teacher:No dear,of course not..... Student:Good....coz i aint dun me homework
The Teacher Student song joke Teacher:Wheres ur homework? Student:Oh...written in the stars Teacher:Really...where? Student:A million miles away Teacher:Ok...stop messing about Student:Message to the maine...ohhhhohhhh Teacher:Do u want to go to summer school? Student:Seasons come and go Teacher:CHANGE UR ATTITUDE RIGHT NOW!! Student:But i will never change Teacher:GO TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFOCE NOW!!! Student:I'm in my wayeeeeeeeeeeee Teacher:Wait.....isnt that a song? Student:(takes out earplugs)What??
stupid teacher and student joke teacher: what is your name student: name teacher: that is so wrong student: you don't know my name i do
KYA AAP PAGAL H KYA AAP- PAGAL HO . . . . .. . .. ......NAHI......... TO PHIR YE JOK KYO PADH RAHE HO, MAINE KUCH NAHI LIKHA H HAHAHAHAHA
in class teacher: there is 20 idiots in this class student: no 21 teacher: go out student: yes now there is 20