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Dino .
Dino .

Cheating in class

Teacher: I hope i don't see you copying off that students paper.

Kid: i hope you don't see that either.
10 October 2012 1:57:09 AM UTC
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rakshana .
rakshana .

exam hall

teacher:ask if there's any doubt
student:sir,you said this is answer paper but there's no answer in it?
03 October 2012 11:03:02 AM UTC
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abc .
abc .

students jokes :P

teacher:why didnt u draw anything in ur art sheet
boy:actually maam i had drawn it
teacher: what had u drawn
boy : a cat drinking milk
teacher:wheres the drawing
boy:the cat drank the milk and it went away and i took away the bowl and its in the kitchen so everything is gone
26 September 2012 3:45:40 PM UTC
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JOE .
JOE .
INNOCENT KID

INNOCENT KID

SISTER SAYS TO SMALL BROTHER EAT GUAVA CAREFULLY THERE ARE INSECTS IN IT SMALL BROTHER SAYS WHY SHOULD I CARE THEY SHALL CARE ABOUT THERE LIFE

26 September 2012 11:35:36 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

blonde joke

After leaving a store, a blonde walked out and went up to a soda machine. The blonde put in 50 cents and out popped a coke. She searched her bag for more money. She found some and kept feeding the machine money. Cokes and Sprite and Mountain Dew bottles began rolling down the street.
      A young man walked up behind her and watched this for a few minutes. Then he asked, "Can I get one now?"
      She whizzed around and yelled, "No way, can't you see I'm winning?
26 September 2012 2:31:39 AM UTC
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sreekanth.j{sree} .
sreekanth.j{sree} .
Question paper

Question paper

Teacher:children exams are approaching if you have any doubt, kindly ask me..
student:in which printing press is the Question paper printed?
12 September 2012 7:32:36 AM UTC
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aishwarya .
aishwarya .

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tina daisy .
tina daisy .

mathsssssssssssssssssssssssssss

two guys after finishing the exam came out of the hall drinking thums up so cool & were talking
A:hai wat was de exam today
B:may be maths
A:hmmmm then u read the paper ??
B:no man i saw someone using the calclator.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30 August 2012 2:02:23 AM UTC
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tina daisy .
tina daisy .

bono bomy


why did the skeleton climb the tree
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bcoz the dog likes bones !!!!!!!......;;;;'''''''''''''''''''''''''''
30 August 2012 1:56:25 AM UTC
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LUCKY KAUR .
LUCKY KAUR .

silly joke

CHILD:GOOD MORNING DAD
DAD:GOOD MORNING SON SON FROM MY BEST FRIEND I CAME TO KNOW TODAY IS YOUR RESULT
CHILD:YES DAD
DAD:WHERE IS IT?
CHILD:IN MY BAG
DAD:OK WHAT WAS YOUR RESULT?
CHILD:DAD MY ALL FRIENDS FAILED
DAD:I DON'T WANT RESULT OF YOUR FRIENDS I WANT OF YOURS
CHILD:I AM NOT THE SON OF PRESIDENT I ALSO FAILED
26 August 2012 4:02:20 AM UTC
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Ritika .
Ritika .
Funny Santa

Funny Santa

Exam time
Santa ne Exam Sheet par SUSU kar diya
Teacher: Yeh kya kar diya
Santa: Mummy ne kha tha ki jo pehle ayga woh karna
25 August 2012 11:19:38 PM UTC
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Vøn sunkma .
Vøn sunkma .
Forgetful

Forgetful

one day,14 yr boy make a tool when he finished making it ,he want 2 test it whether it was good or bad when he test it with his frnds it shots himself in his face,all his frnds laughed at him,and said '' Shubh kaam karne se pehle kuch meetha hona chahye'' coz he forgot 2 eat Dairy milk b4 testing
Samuel Opoku .
Samuel Opoku .

Funny Teacher vs. Student Jokes

Maths Teacher: Sammy "If you have $50 and I borrow $40 as a loan, how much will you still have?".
Sammy: Sir i will have $80
Maths Teacher: Why Sammy? can you explain yourself?
Sammy: I will charge you 100% interest
25 August 2012 2:55:37 AM UTC
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von sunkma .
von sunkma .

never got 0

teacher:how many times have u got zero? student:Never. teacher :Is this becoz u studied hard? Student-no,sir! teacher-then how? Student:thiz iz bcoz i don't even know zero.
22 August 2012 3:01:30 AM UTC
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Nandita Sinha .
Nandita Sinha .

Funny

Student: Sir I am having stomachache.
Sir: Because your stomache is empty.
Later
Sir: Keep queit class I am having headache.
Student: I know the reason sir.
Sir: What is it?
Student: Because your brain is empty.
20 August 2012 10:01:13 PM UTC
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