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Daniel Pishdad .
Daniel Pishdad .

Just Plain Mean

Teacher: Owen, has anybody ever told you that you were smart?

Owen: yes

Teacher: well they were lying
01 November 2012 5:24:07 AM UTC
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shipra singh 9-c (dps hapur) .
shipra singh 9-c (dps hapur) .

laugh out laugh jokes

Teacher:where was u?
STUDENT:In the washroom.
teacher:why r u so afraid?
student:i saw a lion in the washroom.
teacher:then what happened?
teacher:then i said to lion that aapn karlo mere to nikakl gaye.
ha.ha......ha
27 October 2012 4:11:09 AM UTC
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Aviral .
Aviral .

alexander

Teacher: who was Alexander.
Student: he was a man.
21 October 2012 5:59:50 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

best joke

Teacher-oye madarchod
Students- sir bhenki lund
20 October 2012 2:03:40 PM UTC
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Eliza Spooner  .
Eliza Spooner .
Ha ha ah aha

Ha ha ah aha

When a Teacher Tells you to get out of the room
19 October 2012 4:36:06 PM UTC
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Eliza Spooner  .
Eliza Spooner .

Duhhh

Someone in class makes someone laugh

Teacher: Do you think it is funny

Student: Yeah, otherwise i wouldn't be laughing
19 October 2012 4:28:26 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

lol

teacher : what we learning about today
student : star ships
teacher : what are they meant to do
student : meant to fly
teacher : what do u do when you are answering a question
student : hands up and touch the sky
teacher : LETS DO THIS ONE MORE TIME
19 October 2012 4:18:58 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

wants a glass of water

a boy in bed sings out to his father "daddy i want a glass of water the father says "go back to bed five minutes later he says "daddy i want a drink of water". his dad said go back to bed. so 5 minute later he says again daddy i want a drink of water. the dad says go back to bed or ill come in and slap you. then the son says daddy when you comes in to slap me can you give me a glass of water
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

math joke

teacher: if i had $2 and dropped $2 what would i have?

student: 2$

teacher: why

student: well you will pick it up won't you
sowmya .
sowmya .

ha ha

teacher;what is your father name tell in english language?
student;temple steps water king
teacher;what i can't understand?
student;my father name in telugu is gudimetla gangaraju
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Khush

Boy: What is the cost ofthis book

Book Seller:This book cost you 50 rs and will give you 50 PERCENT if you study from this book

Boy:Give me then two books
13 October 2012 3:36:10 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

ridiculous student lol

teacher - tell me the chemical formula for water
student - HIJKLMO!!!!!
teacher - what????
student - mam,yesterday you only told it is
H to O!!!
12 October 2012 3:11:32 PM UTC
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