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Thiru, M.Perumal @ EMPEE Yenum Naan India

Arasial Amaipu satta Padiyum, “SMS MINISTER”

Endra Muraiyilum, En Kavanathirku Varum,

Anaithu SMS ium Naan, Nam Naattu Makkalukaga 24

mani neramum anupuven endrum, ungalathu

nimmadhiyai kedukum varai oya maten uranga

maten endrum ulamara uridhimozhikiren.

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Submitted By: M.Perumal @ EMPEE,
Tiruvannamalai. 7200477708
NANI "SRI" .
NANI "SRI" .
ANUKOKUNDA O ROJU

ANUKOKUNDA O ROJU

OKA ROJU EAMEJARIGINDANTE CHEPPALA

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CHEPPANU EANDUKANTE EAMANNA JARIGINA TELUSUKONI NUVVUEMI CHESTAVU "
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EADI CHADIVI NUVVU NAVAAKU CHANDALANGA VUNTUNDI
-Maitreyi .
-Maitreyi .

Chemical Alphabets

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!!
Shannon&Kelsie .
Shannon&Kelsie .

Blind Teacher

Teacher: Billy what are you doing
Billy: Throwing stones of Lauren
Head Teacher: Hey you billy stop throwing stones of that wide load
04 October 2011 5:28:23 AM UTC
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nikki .
nikki .
funny jokes

funny jokes

sir 2 student-samajh ki tere pass 10 laduu hai .
student-kyun
sir-samajh na ? tere baap ka kya jata hai
student-ok
sir-mane tere 5 laduu le liye aab kitne bacche
student-20
sir-kyn
student-samajh le na ? teri maa ka kya jata hai''''
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

LOGICAL THINKING QUESTION

TEACHER:what is 1+1?
STUDENT:there are so many answers mam
TEACHER:what r they?
STUDENT:41,11,2
Rocker .
Rocker .

Teacher's death

A math professor dies. Students calls his home and asks"May i talk to proff."
Wife: " My dear son, proff. is no more"
1 day later
Same student calls
"may i talk to proff?"
Wife: Son i told u dat he is no more
Again 2 dayz later d same stdnt calls
Student: " May i talk to proff?"
wife: Y r u troubling me? i said dat he is no more!"
Student: Actually i feel very good wen i hear it!"
14 September 2011 12:39:41 AM UTC
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sachin rishishwar 'golu'<bhind>   .
sachin rishishwar 'golu'<bhind> .

nw thats a pj:

tchr: india me kon se states hai? stdnt: maharastra, bihar, madhya pradesh, up, tchr: hmmm. stdnt: jammu kasmir, panjab, bengal. tchr: aur bta... stdnt: bs sb maje me hai.
30 August 2011 10:26:00 PM UTC
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Raja .
Raja .

Chemistry Joke

Teacher: What is the chemical formula or water?

Student: Co2H20Kmno4h20

Teacher: What is that?!

Student: Our city corporation water miss!
28 August 2011 2:42:39 PM UTC
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torab patni .
torab patni .

laugh loud joke

teacher:what is 3x3.

student:mis,33
27 August 2011 10:25:11 AM UTC
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nisa .
nisa .

the nisas essay

a teacher tell students to writea essay on football match
nisa finished in a minute
she has written
THE MATCH WAS CANCELLED DUE TO HEAVY RAIN
HA HA HA
narasimha .
narasimha .

mnhh

Funny Student
Student A: My teacher caned me for something I didnt do?
Student B: Thats so bad.
Student A: Well, I didnt do my homework.

06 August 2011 7:21:37 AM UTC
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Bett betty

Funny Teacher

Teacher: Where is Mount Everest?
Student: I don't know miss
Teacher: Stand on the bench
Student: Still I can't see it miss
01 August 2011 9:06:57 AM UTC
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vidhi .
vidhi .

anda

once a teacher says-
teacher-if i had 10 eggs and i gave 5 to you how many would you have
vidhi-mam 0
teacher-how
vidhi-i would throw all 5 on you
31 July 2011 4:50:23 AM UTC
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Rabail saeed .
Rabail saeed .

dare

My teacher pointed at me with ruler & said:-

"At end of the ruler is an idiot..
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i got punishd after askin

"WICH END? :)
28 July 2011 12:18:13 PM UTC
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