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Keerthana .
Keerthana .

Class Topper

STUDENT A : Why is he standing out of the class?
STUDENT B : Because he is the class' outstanding student.
sugu_shan .
sugu_shan .

SHAN JOKES

teacher: where was the first potato was found?
students: on the ground!!!
24 November 2011 2:10:28 AM UTC
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jesus .
jesus .

egg

student: miss i need a wee
teacher: say the alphabet first
student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
teacher: wheres the p?
student: halfway down my legs
22 November 2011 12:51:46 PM UTC
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sanjeev ajodhia .
sanjeev ajodhia .

silly teacher

teacher: why do i hear children talking??
student: because your not deaf!!
17 November 2011 12:10:57 PM UTC
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sathish .
sathish .

Friends joke

sathish: how are u da
kishore: iam fine
sathish:ok boy da
kishore:a iam not a boy iam hindu
Vikram Singh from Mumbai .
Vikram Singh from Mumbai .
Between Ammo And Tickdy Manush

Between Ammo And Tickdy Manush

Once a old villager was cropping then suddenly a ox hited him so he ran to hospital.And then...
Villager:Nurse Nurse Doctor kaha hai.
Nurse:He is in his room but what is the matter?
Villager:A serious injury.
Nurse:Ok You can go to the doctor but you have to talk him in only english.
Villager:Ji Mem sab
Villager:May I come in.
Doctor:Come in.
Villager:Doctor once there was a thick hrithik he was suddenly maring me and i was bhanging from thering.
08 November 2011 2:30:54 AM UTC
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Vikram Singh from Mumbai .
Vikram Singh from Mumbai .

Between American Doctor And A Poor Villager

Once a old villager was cropping then suddenly a ox hited him so he ran to hospital.And then...
Villager:Nurse Nurse Doctor kaha hai.
Nurse:He is in his room but what is the matter?
Villager:A serious injury.
Nurse:Ok You can go to the doctor but you have to talk him in only english.
Villager:Ji Mem sab
Villager:May I come in.
Doctor:Come in.
Villager:Doctor once there was a sanda he was suddenly maring me and i was bhanging from thering.
08 November 2011 2:25:51 AM UTC
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meghna .
meghna .

teacher and student joke

little johnny:teacher,can i go to bathroom
Teacher: Little Johnny,MAY i go to bathroom
Little Johnny:But I asked first!
07 November 2011 4:30:25 AM UTC
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rox .
rox .

rox

maths

hahaha

laulhter theraphy


poda pottai
05 November 2011 4:56:55 AM UTC
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lakshmi  .
lakshmi .

funny kid

teacher:rohan say me the chemical formula of WATER
rohan:hijklmno
teacher:what is this???
rohan:yes sir yesterday you said it is h2o
02 November 2011 9:10:19 AM UTC
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Navneet Pilania(Rawatsar) .
Navneet Pilania(Rawatsar) .
funny student joke

funny student joke

Teacher: How old is your dad.
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
02 November 2011 3:17:08 AM UTC
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read its so funny you will lugh your balls off .
read its so funny you will lugh your balls off .

funny joke lol read

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?"

The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me. I can't help it. It's an illness I can't get rid of. I am so ashamed of it. How can I make it up to you?"

The bartender answered, "Haven't you seen anyone about this problem?" The drunk replied, "I never thought of that. Maybe I will."

The bartender said, "Don't come back until you do get help," and the drunk left.

About three months later the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender.

The bartender shouted, "I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!"

The drunk replied, "I did. Now I don't feel ashamed."
01 November 2011 6:03:48 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

funny

teacher ; opps i farted
student; i know couse i tapped it
30 October 2011 7:15:28 PM UTC
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saranya .
saranya .

compound sentence

teacher: say about any compound sentence

student: stick no bills mam

teacher:?????????????????
24 October 2011 7:38:09 AM UTC
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Aashika .
Aashika .

Funniest joke

Girl-what have you bought for my birthday?
Boy-can you see that red hot ferrari beside us?
Girl-Extremely happy!
Boy-I have bought the same colour nail polish for you
21 October 2011 9:16:35 AM UTC
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