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Yo Mamma .
Yo Mamma .

Yo Baby

Yo baby so ugly, when he ate green jello we thought he was Yoda.
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so old she farted out mummy dust
Bob .
Bob .

Yo Momma

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarter-back was a refund
15 April 2012 10:28:34 AM UTC
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JoseRaji .
JoseRaji .

more Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, her belt size is the equator

Yo mama so fat, each time she stands on the weighing device, it screams ONE AT A TIME PLEASE

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay attention

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the chimpanzees yelled HEY ANTY.
02 April 2012 1:49:09 PM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

Yo mama

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her walking along the street the other day kicking an empty coke can. I asked her what she was doing and she said, 'moving'.
01 April 2012 12:14:06 AM UTC
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CATH .
CATH .

YO MAMMA

yo mammas so stupid she got locked in a matress shop and slept on the floor
28 March 2012 7:42:37 AM UTC
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khalil .
khalil .

yo momma

yo mommas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter
23 March 2012 8:25:57 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo momma

yo momma is so skinny, she turns to the side and she dissapears.
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo momma

yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
21 March 2012 11:48:53 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo momma so stupid

yo momma so stupid, she looked at the can of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo momma so fat

yo momma so fat, she walked infront of the television and you missed the whole episode of Pretty Little Liars.
21 March 2012 11:46:16 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo momma so fat

yo momma so fat, by the time she turns around, it's already tomorrow.
21 March 2012 11:44:52 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo momma

yo momma is so poor, she sucks dick for welfare.
21 March 2012 11:43:01 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo momma so stupid

yo momma so stupid, she trips on flat surfaces.
21 March 2012 11:42:13 AM UTC
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(anonymous) .
(anonymous) .

yo momma so fat

yo momma so fat, when she backs up, all you here is "BEEP BEEP BEEP"